Bun Control

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"Alright munchkin and now the finishing touch." Yakko holds LuLu out in front of him as she placed a pear in the middle of a fruit sculpture, LuLu giggles clapping her hands proudly

"Finally our Giuseppe Arcrimboldo tribute sculpture is complete!" Yakko smiles with pride at the siblings beautiful artwork

"And it only took us three months." Dot smiles "Yay!" LuLu cheers throwing her hands in the air

"Who's Giuseppe Arcrimboldoa again?" Wakko asked confused forgetting who the guy they just made a sculpture for

"I'm glad you asked Wakko." Yakko smirks as music starts, the other Warner siblings looked at each other annoyed that he was about to start singing

Yakko bounces musically wearing a scholars hat in front of a map of Italy "In 16th century Italy-"

Suddenly the doorbell rings intruding him "Ah guess the song will have to wait." Yakko shrugs his shoulders he walks over to the door and opens it but doesn't see anyone, he turns his head to the left and then turns his right where's he's meet face to face with a skinny, buck toothed man. He had charcoal-colored hair and a pair of glasses over his eyes. He wore a blue shirt, bright brown overalls with suspenders, and black shoes.

Yakko screams in surprise and shock

"Howdy, I'm your new neighbor, Dwayne Lapistol you're new neighbor." The man greeted. "Just came by to introduce myself and show my buns."

Yakko looks down seeing him flexing his buttocks "Good Night Everybody!" Yakko breaks the fourth wall about to close the door but the man stops him "Not those buns!" He pulls out a pair of two cute little bunny rabbits "these buns!"

"Awwwww!!" Wakko, Dot and LuLu pop their heads out in awe of the cute bunnies

"I got big ones."

"Small ones."

"Even ones that come with their own bun-stocks!" He pulls out a bunny wearing purple socks on it's feet "Dont you just wanna clutch em tight and never let em go?" He squeezed the bunny tight to the point it looked it's head would pop off any minute

Dot grabs the bunny snuggling it close "Can we keep them! Can we! Can we!" The three younger siblings bounce up and down begging the oldest brother

"People need buns in these uncertain times." Dwayne said. "Better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it."

LuLu giggles grabbing a bunch of bunnies from his pocket running into the water tower but Yakko catches her carrying her in place

"Okay whatever you say Dwayne you're weird. bye." Yakko stuffs all the bunnies except one that LuLu was holding back in Dwaynes arms closing the door he watched Wakko and Dot patting the baby bunnies

Lulu squeals hugging her bunny tight making the bunny look like it's head was going to explode "Ok Lu let's not hug mister bunny too tight-" Yakko reaches his hand out but LuLu slaps it away "No! My bun bun!" She pulls the bunny away with an angry pout before giggling hugging the bunny. Yakko puts his hands on his hips watching his siblings play with a frown

Not noticing Dwayne watching them with a spinster grin on his face

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Wakko stretches as he yawns sleepily holding a box cereal, he pours himself a bowl not noticing a bunny falling into the bowl, he takes a spoonful stuffing the bunny in his mouth

"This toothpaste taste strange has a real kick to it." Yakko pops his head out the cupboard with a bunny hanging upside on his toothbrush, it kicks him with his feet but he brushes his teeth unbothered

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