Hazbin Hotel x Reader Scenarios {FINISHED}

If you were a pirate when you were still human

Requested by: Syndran

This person really said "let's put the author's old phase of researching way too much about the Golden Age of Piracy to some good use".

Charlie:

When she first met you, she had such a difficult time understanding you, not only because of your piraty accent but also because you kept using these weird phrases like "avast" and "hornswaggle". When she once said Blackbeard is the most successful pirate, you fell over laughing, laughing out that's not true and he's just the most famous and feared because the weirdo put candles in his beard, he wasn't the most successful, even Charles Vane was more successful than him. Once calmed down from your laughing, you told her Ching Shih, a Chinese female pirate, is so far known as the most successful and told her all about it while she listened, very interested.

Vaggie:

She once asked you what you want from the store and you told her there is no more cackle fruit in the house, but she just stared with a "what fruit?" expression so you told her you mean hen's eggs making her ask how the hell an egg turns to fruit. She doesn't really care for you having been a pirate or still are one. She will sometimes quirk up one of her eyebrows as you do weird stuff like wearing earrings in believes it will keep away bad eyesight,

Cherri Bomb:

She doesn't know why but she always finds it so amusing and a bit badass when you take your weapon and say give no quarters, so you are refusing to spare any lives. MAybe she finds it so badass because it means she will see you in some exciting action and can get a fun show of watching you killing people, using your experience as a pirate when you fought those who tried to board your ship or fought soldiers as you boarded their ship to some good use. You kept to the eleven ship rules you had on your ship so she learned them so she can understand why you do some things and follow them a little to help you feel better/more at home. She felt as if her life was a lie when you told her there is rarely gold in treasure chests, just cloth, food, etc... and that peg legs weren't actually a thing since if your leg got cut off, you were more likely to die than survive long enough to get a peg leg.

Niffty:

When she heard the Queen Anne's Revenge had been found, she chuckled and rushed to you, excitedly telling you about it and showing the article. As you hummed and said you hope your ship gets found one day before muttering in annoyance you also hope no idiots ruin it or put it on display in some bad musuem, your ship deserves a good musuem to be displayed in, so people can see and hear the tales of your adventures when you were still a human. When your ship got found, she shouted your name through the house so loudly you thought something was wrong and almost broke something jumping down the stairs, asking what's wrong, to which she calmly said your ship got found and showed the article.

Angel Dust:

He was telling you about this co-worker who faked being sick to not do a shoot so you chuckled and said that's like when your crewmates would have cape horn fever making him frown in confusion so you told him it's when someone fakes being sick to not have any chores or get lighter work. He had always been a bit curious about the pirate flags so he asked you about it, asking what each symbol on it means and if the internet has it correct since only three real pirate flags have ever been found. As you told him which aren't correct and which are close to how the real ones looked, he felt so smart.

Alastor:

He once joked that you must have had a lot of fun making people walk the plank causing your face to twist into confusion before telling him nobody walked planks, that's just a thing movies made up, walking the plank was a very rare thing. So you told him about keelhauling, a punishment more used where you put rope on someone, drop them in the sea, and then let them be dragged against the bottom of the ship.

Husk:

When he first saw you making grog, he cringed, asking you what the fuck you are doing. So you held it to him, telling him to try it. He took it, eyed it then took a gulp from the drink, only to immediately gag and cough it out, asking why the hell anyone would drink this. As you laughed, assuring him you get used to it after being on sea with no other alcohol around, he huffed and said he will stick to the good beer.

Sir Pentious:

Once there was a big battle and his ship was struggling to move so you angrily shouted for him to weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen already making him shout back he doesn't have a clue what that means so you angrily yelled back it means get this ship moving. He finds your time era interesting so he will sometimes ask you curiously questions about pirates or just your era.