Guessing Musical Character's Sexualities:
Mean Girls
Damian: Gay King
Janis: That is a le$bean if I've ever seen one- that is a LEEESSSSSBIANNNNNN
Cady: bisexual. I will not be taking feedback on that thank you very much.
Aaron: straight- (he got that Bi wife energy tho). Has probably had a man-crush but not in a gay way (like Ron and Victor Krum in hp)
Gretchen: Polyamorous. Idk what her sexuality is but she definitely likes Karen and Regina.
Regina: damnnn what a closet case. That is a Homophobic Homosexual™ right there. The amount of internalized homophobia she has.. 🥺. She rlly went and ✨PROJECTED✨ onto Janis so much
Karen: unlabeled. I feel like she's had some crushes on girls for sure, but never registered that that was gay. I'm 100% sure this conversation has happened:
karen: I kissed a girl and I liked it.. we are dating now
Regina: so..are you a lesbian or something?
Karen: *confused look* no I'm a m e r i c a n
Regina + Gretchen: *face palm*
The plastics: I know it's not canon but I would kill for a poly relationship between these 3
Kevin G: Biromantic Asexual
The Mathletes: these guys have all dated. Whether its at different points in time or one big poly relationship, they have all dated each other . (I feel like they would love the poly flag. Like the color scheme and the pi symbol on it)
Mrs.Heron: straight + accepting. But would probably be weird if cady brought a girl home
Mr.Heron: wtf is a bisexual? U speak more than 2 languages Cady. Idk if its canon but i want him to actually get it later and realize that he's bi too, because based on the musical he gives me bi vibes on those 2 scenes he has.
Ms.Norbury: straight ally.. ships students and makes them sit next to eachother in class
Mrs.George: supportive but thinks that it's a trend the girls are following or making popular (not necessarily in a bad way tho.. if that makes sense). She experimented in college tho, but she doesn't think much of it
Mr.Dubal: straight.
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FanfictionA big melting pot of unfinished stories and books Contains: •Cade (cat + jade - victorious) a half developed book •Random xReader one shots •Writing myself into mean girls ideas •Guessing musical character's sexualities •Random ship one shots •Picr...
