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Gender bent Glee

If Glee did a Gender-Swap episode

Basically genderbent song list.

Sam: Surface Pressure (give it to your brother your brother's stronger)

around season 3 after he comes back from having to support his whole family by stripping Him crying at the end and having some of the guys comfort himSaying something like "I love my family and I know it's not their fault and I'm more than happy to take on the responsibility but it just gets to be too much sometimes yk, I'm still 17" or something idkSam: Surface Pressure (give it to your brother your brother's stronger)

Brittany: Ashes (I ain't Hades but I'm the queen I'd do anything)

it's ab Santana duh Santana's red the whole timeShe would dance the hell out of itI think the song type would fit her voiceIt'd be hotShue would probably say something ab how she didn't change any pronouns or that lyrics weren't changed enough but technically it's a boy song that's being sang by a girl and she changed one lyric so fuck it

Puck: Don't miss me (got a girlfriend says she likes me, guess I like her  but it's funny cause)

the whole beginning just fits him tbhUp until "I'm so unpredictable.." it's all very him. I feel like that faster verse could go with his character but it's a side of him that isn't really explored in the show so it's a maybeI could rlly see him singing this with his guitarThe bumbuduhduhdahdadada s would be attractive coming from him let's be honest"I'm not big on relationships I'm more down for the flirt all my friends say it's a problem nah I'd just rather not get hurt" LIKEEE DUDEE we could go so deep into his character with this songIdk I'm torn I feel like all that is true and it's good but we can find better + it doesnt rlly seem like a song he would pick..

Rachel: Electric Love (he's sweet like candy in my vains, and every night my mind is running around him)

I feel like the key is good and many girls sing this song- it wouldn't be revolutionary for her character at all and it would be in her comfort zoneShe would kill this"All I need is to be struck by your electric LoooooooooOOOOOOOOOoOOVVEEEE" ARE U KIDDING SHE'D BE GREATit's ab 🥰Finn🥰She only changes 2 words the whole song but it's still a guy's song and even tho it's a safe bet it's Rachel so she gets away with it with no comments from Schue

Tina: Believer (no lyrics changed)

idkI'm not sureProbably too religious for herAnd it doesn't change any lyricsIf she did it it would surprise everyone because it's rlly not her style but she would kill it"But they never did ever lived ebbing and following inhibited limited till it broke open and rained down it rained down like" that whole part that smooths right into another chorus. Like hello miss used to "stutter" like it would be so fun to see her go so fastI think the song has an edge we should bring back from goth Tina ™, cause this is season 3 ish so she's transitioning into that style where she dresses like a hotter RachelThe PAIN!s that u hear in the background but are important to the lyrics, she could make those some nice riffs I think some of the lyrics work with her storyline a lot And it sort of gives a better transition into her greedy "I never got anything I deserve more respect in recognition in this club" attitude in the ny seasons, cause it shows that she rlly did feel bad that she doesn't get many solosI mean it always showed but it wasn't a main thing ab her, she dealed. Now she gets to let it all outI think it would leave everyone speechless/confused with the funny reaction faces but none of them smiling. Except her. She would finish the song and with a fat smile on her face waddle back to her chair and sit down content with herself. And then an "Okay *clap*" from mister shue before continuing with the lesson/episode.

Quinn: Golden (no lyrics changed)

she likes Harry StylesShe's getting out of her skank eraIt's ab Beth"I know you were way too bright for me, I'm hopeless, broken" " I can feel you take control of who I am and all I've ever known, Loving you is the antidote, Golden you're so golden"It's a beautiful love song dedicated to her childIt's one of those things that you listen to and your like "this would be such a good song and so touching and emotional if it wasn't for all the shit context behind it" the shit context in this situation being her trying to frame Shelby as an unfit motherMaybe she could dance with Puck a little in the music breakI considered her doing a more angsty song, like something from sour or p!nk or something.. but a guy song- but I genuinely like this better so

Santana & Mercedes: The Other Side (no lyrics changed)

Santana and Mercedes duets >>>>I have no idea how this would fit into the story line I just think it's a fun numberI feel like the obvious thing would be to make Mercedes PT and Santana Zach Efron's character (especially in the whole if I were mixed up with you I'd be the talk of the town thing, and the negotiations and stuff)But I'm gonna do it the other way aroundI would love love love to hear Mercedes' spin on Zach efron's parts like plssssSantana would do so well with Hugh's characterThem slapping their thighs or something to make the little cup soundsIt would just be a really fun rlly acted out number and we'd enjoy it even tho I served zero purpose to the plot

Kurt: Never Enough (no lyrics changed)

he would do it for the dress and the vocals let's be realHe would shed a single tear and dab it with a handkerchief sassily at the end of the numberAlso no relevance to the character or the plot but he would love it It's just a choice he would make I think for this assignmentHe loves a good ballad with high notesHis never enoughs 😍 Anyways someone would cry watching itIt would be greatBrad the piano guy genuinely getting into the music he's playing lol

Sugar: You'll be back (remember despite our estrangement I'm your gal)

She's a hamilfan. She would sing one of the Schuyler sister's songs if it wasn't a gender end challenge"And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind u of my love, dadadadadadadayadadatada""You say our love is draining and you can't go on, you'll be the one complaining when I am gone" Pls it would be so funnyShe's be happy tho cause it's a comedic number and everyone is laughingAll the jokes would be even funnierThe accent.It would just be great okNo she would not miraculously learn to sing for this number

Blaine: Rather Be (no lyrics changed)

he would take his own spin on it, probably make it smoother and less talked throughIf you listen to the violins and the instruments in the back, his voice would pair so well. It's like wine and cheese. Singing ab Kurt, and especially now that he transferred to McKinley for himAb 3 minutes into the song there is some great space for him to do some runs and riffs and just blow us away with his wonderful rangeMaybe he's feeling nostalgic ab Dalton, but in the end of the day (after arguing a bit and talking to Kurt ab it) if he's with Kurt there's no place he's rather be

// i sort of gave up on making sure that lyrics were changed by the end but oh well. This was rly fun and I'm sure ppl have different opinions so I'm open to hear what songs you guys think these characters would do. I know I'm missing some characters so i might make a part 2 if i ever feel like it <3