you go to bed and wake up.
OH SHIT ITS LOVE OR HOST TODAY, hey free money right?
you go and get ready considering you slept in late and wait for austin to send you the link. you look to your computer hearing a discord notification, austin has sent you the link. you join and he clears up some things and we wait for everyone to get here. you go through your computer waiting for everyone and dream sends you a message. you smile reading his message.
dream ☹️
hello
focus on loh idiot
i'm bored
people are going to
fight for you and ur bored?
yeah
*dream has started a call*
"we are literally in the same zoom"
"ok?? we are muted and i wanna talk with someone"
"why me why not sapnap"
"he's in the bathroom he's waiting for the loh to start and then he's gonna sit behind me and watch"
"fan behavior tbh"
dream chuckles.
"fan behavior" he imitates you.
"you play on the smp while we wait, i'll watch you"
"is this your way of making me give you the ip"
"yes totally" you say sarcastically
"ok is it loaded" his stream starts to load up
"no"
"what? but i shared it"
"DREAM you are such an idiot" you realize
"what?" dream sounds confused
"you're sharing your screen on the zoom" you start dying of laughter.
"dream you can play your games during loh but don't share your screen" austin says in the zoom.
"PLEASE IM CRYING" you make fun of dream.
"uh sorry" dream unmutes on zoom.
"oh shut up" dream acts annoyed
"wait was austin streaming during that"
"oh fuck"
"wait let me check" you search up his twitch
"AHAHAHA HE WAS CHAT IS TALKING ABOUT IT" you make fun of him even more.
you hear a door open and close in the background.
"hey" dream says
"hi?" you get confused
"not you, sapnap walked in" dream laughs.
"oh that makes sense"
"hi y/n" sapnap tries to grab the mic
"tell sapnap i said hi"
"she said hi back"
"we should end call it's about to start soon"
"no stay it's gonna be boring"
"fine"
you turn on your camera and so does everyone else but dream.
austin starts to introduce everyone.
"wait how did austin manage to get you to stay"
"money"
"MONEY?"
"yup"
"what the fuck"
"i would have left if he didn't"
"wow i see how it is"
you smile.
you decide to pull the stream up and everyone chat is talking about you.
"DREAM"
"what"
"everyone can see me talking"
"well they don't know who it is so"
you laugh but try to hide it.
"i'm gonna pull the stream up just to look at you"
"you realize my camera is on the zoom"
"well now i could look at 2 of you"
"you're such an idiot"
"but you still love me"
"mhm"
dream starts going on some random stuff. you laugh and also try to focus on the loh.
"dream if you don't shut up i will leave i can barley hear austin"
dream goes quiet
"thank you"
"who wants to start? how about you y/n"
"ok sure"
"what would you do if dream was having a hard time"
"well i would take him out to get some fresh air to like an empty field and we would just sit and talk about other things so he can take a break and can clear his thoughts"
"you mean that?" dream says in the discord call.
you nod not wanting chat to think you're talking to dream.
you mute and austin picks someone else.
"wow that's cute"
"shut up and pay attention to everyone elses answer"
"hehe okay"
someone gets eliminated and we go again.
"so y/n how would react if dream ditched you to do an event than spend time with you" austin asks you
"well it would hurt"
dream laughs
"but those events are apart of his job/career i guess so"
"i mean what about like cvx and meetups" dream says
"i would hate you but it's not like i can make you not go"
"what if you can" dream adds
"i'd let you go anyways cause that's big and we could always hang out after"
"oh ok"
"what if he's like busy for like a month?" a loh contestant says
"then i'll fly to him"
dream makes a noise, it sounds like a smirk.
you mute and someone else goes.
eventually it's been a few hours and it's down to you and someone else.
"ok i'm ending this call"
"no just deafen because if you end we can't say we were on call the whole entire time"
"fine" you deafen and austin asks another question.
"dream obviously has his best friends sapnap and george, how would you react if george and sapnap took him from you for a few hours" austin asks.
"well i'll just join them then" you say
"i would let them hang out with him because your friends are always gonna be there, i would just hang out with dream later"
"ok dream have you decided?"
"yes"
"ok send it to me"
"can. we. get. a. drumroll?"
"ok. and the winner is..."
"the winner is one of the contestants we have left..."
"the winner is... a girl."
"the winner is... *other contestant*"
you smile and clap knowing you weren't going to win. you're honestly surprised you made it this far.
"ok so y/n you had a chance to pick love or host"
"and you picked..."
"she. picked.... love."
"WHAT?!" dream sounds shocked
you smile and leave.
the other streamer has picked host.
you undeafen and laugh.
"HAHAHA YOU SUCK"
loh or host ends and dream sighs.
"ok you actually suck. but i'm going now because i'm tired and i'm going to get my money. i love you" you leave the call.
