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ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇꜱ #1

This'll be a regular occurrence when the oneshots decide to completely murder me. Fun times.

There will be ships in this, reader included.

Y/N - Your Name

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FTO

Devin: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is more dysfunctional wasn't the best idea we had. Ritchie's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out.

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Ritchie: Y/N and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Brandon: *Sighing* What did Y/N do?
Ritchie: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Y/N: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Lucas: I trust David.
Micheal: You think they know what they're doing?
Lucas: I wouldn't go that far.

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Lo'Pho: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Jakey: Several traffic violations.
Kay: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Eliore: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Alex: Also, that's not our car.

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Flurry: I think we're missing something.
Cecil: Teamwork?
Juno: Cohesion?
Y/N: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Y/N: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have Ritchie strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Y/N*
Y/N, to Ritchie: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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*The twins walking towards Y/N with a disappointed look on their faces.*
Y/N: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Y/N: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Viper: Go the fuck to sleep
Y/N: What gif I don't want to?
Viper: Fuck You

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OoO

Bryan: You love me, right, Inpu?
Inpu: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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Inpu: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Solis: Okay, but in my defense, Magnus bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Inpu: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Joey: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Ryggy: The cow???
Joey: What?
Nad: Ryggy, W H Y?

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Y/N: Dammit, Colin!
Colin: What?! It wasn't me!
Y/N: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Seek!
Seek: Not me either.
Y/N: Oh...Then who set the cabin on fire?
Austin: *whistles*

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Y/N: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
SR: You mean literally or figuratively?
Y/N: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Xylo: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Mario: I'm a knife.
Kay, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Inpu: I can help you with it!
Riccaro: Yeah, sure.
Magnus: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Davis: lol nope.
Solis: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Y/N: *Read 5:55pm*

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Y/N: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

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MHO

Shino: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Artemis: You and me!
Shino: *tearing up* Ok.

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Y/N: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Y/N: Not you Rikku and Shizu. You're angels and we're thrilled you're here.

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Angelo: Avian, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?
Avian: Ronin, Database wants you to get out of the house.

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Yuuto: What are you drinking?
Kiyo: Vodka.
Yuuto: Straight?
Kiyo: No, gay. Why?

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Kol: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Aries: It was Flex.
Colin: It was Flex.
Y/N: Flex broke it.
Flex:
Flex: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Rain: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

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Y/N: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Avian: *flying past* Bless you.
Y/N: God?!

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Gracey: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Kacey: That doesn't exist.
Gracy: Not with that attitude.

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All I have for now.