I've had no inspiration to actually write and it's getting to me. So have some incorrect quotes while I stab my brain for ideas.
Have a pic of my dog (ft my legs and an apple he wanted) and incorrect quotes in the meantime
Package includes: Ships, Fluff, Swearing, drugs mention
Y/N - Your Name
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*While planning to break in somewhere*
Ryggy: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Joey: What?
Ryggy: "Get Help."
Joey: No.
Ryggy: C'mon, you love it!
Joey: I hate it.
Ryggy: It's great! It works every time!
Joey: It's humiliating.
Ryggy: Do you have a better plan
Joey: No.
Ryggy: We're doing it!
Joey: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Ryggy, carrying Joey: Get help! Please! My brother, he's dying! Get help, help him! *throws Joey at guards, knocking them out*
Ryggy: Ahh, classic!
Joey: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Ryggy, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
(I'm so sorry but I had to)
~~~
*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Atlas: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Femi: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Y/N: if you want information it is
Lotus: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
~~~
Inpu: *seductively takes off glasses*
Inpu: Wow...
Bryan: *blushes* Haha... what?
Inpu: You're really fricking blurry.
~~~
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Cal please come to the front desk?
Cal, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Lychee and Ricarro*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Lychee and Ricarro, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Cal: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
~~~
Emiya: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Joey: Put spaghetti in it.
Emiya: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Ryggy: Put spaghetti in it.
Emiya: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Y/N: Put spaghetti in it.
Emiya: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
~~~
Teras: HELP! I TOLD DINA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Y/N, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
~~~
Y/N: Listen up here, you Scholastic Fair bendy pencil.
~~~
Drannus: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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FTO
Lucas: You often use humor to deflect trauma
David: Thank you
Lucas: I didn't say that was a good thing
David: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Kay: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is because you're not going to like it
Lo'pho: Just rip the bandage off.
Kay: It's Viper.
Lo'pho: Put the bandage back on.
~~~
Yamitsu, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Juno: Hey.
Cecil: Hi.
Phil: Hello.
Flurry: Hey!
Yamitsu: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Y/n: We were out of Doritos.
~~~
Viper: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Allumos:
Jericho:
Marsh:
Everyone Else At Viper's Surprise Birthday Party:
Kay: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
~~~
Flurry: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Devin: Hippity Hoppity, your poncho is now my property
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Viper: Sorry you soggy piece of cardboard, I ran out of fucks to give years ago
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Y/N: Alright Devils Tounge, you've just lost k n e e p r i v i l e g e s
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SNO (S2&3)
Colin, after getting back to the real world:........I have no idea how to breath
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Bri: Ok, the plan is simple w- *thud* and Austin fell asleep, great..
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Y/N: *stubs their toe* Ow, fuck
Father Ethan: Y/N, language
Y/N: Oh no, it happens I have hit my toe on this wooden object known as a table. This action hurt, therefore I am expressing my pain through words. These words happen to be profanity, which I am not known for.
Father Ethan:
Y/N: wELL WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
~~~
Calix: Hello everyone, eat your school, get 8 hours of veggies, stay in drugs, and don't do sleep.
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Rian: SPONTANIUM-CONBUSTIUM! That's the spell that makes the person who said it e x p l o d e.
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Father Ethan: Are you ok, Sal?
Salvador: I have this headache that comes and goes
Issac van Helsing: *enters the room*
Salvador: AND THERE IT IS!
~~~
Grul: I've got this weird stabbing pain in my chest
Lavendula: Like a sharp stabbing pain around your heart?
Grul: No, sort of like this dull ache right in the middle.
Lavendula: Oh, you're probably experiencing some emotions
Grul: Oh
Grul: How do I stop
~~~
Xylo: I like ya cut G *rips Rian's head off*
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