Genshin Chatfic ✨✨

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11.37am

Lumine: Guys I have a question

Keqing: What is it?

Lumine: Who is a bigger simp Kaeya or Childe

Kaeya: Obviously Childe

Venti: Childe :>

Scarmouche: Agreed

Kazuha: ^

Mona: Same here

Childe: WHAT NO?

Ganyu: It's true

Kaeya: It is

Keqing: Yep

Childe: NO YOUR THE BIGGER SIMP

Kaeya: U ARE

Childe: NO IM NOT

Kaeya: YES YOU ARE

Childe: NO

Kaeya: YES YOU ARE GINGER

Lumine: I CANT-

Yanfei: What's happening?

Aether: 🤷‍♂️

Lumine: Obviously you don't know you were on a breakfast date with Diluc

Aether: I- NO WE ARENT EVEN DATING

Childe: SHUT UP MALE ELSA

Kazuha: LMFAO "MALE ELSA"

Kaeya: OMFG ADMIT IT

Hu Tao: GUYS THERE IS A SPIDER HELP ME RN PLS

Yanfei: KILL IT??

Hu Tao: IM SCARED

Childe: NO I WONT ADMIT IT BECAUSE IM

Childe: NOT

Childe: A

Childe: FUCKING

Childe: SIMP!!!

Xinyan: Oml-

Kaeya: GUYS CHILDE IS A SIMP SAY IT WITH ME

Ningguang: It with me

Beidou: I-

Mona: .

Hu Tao: HELLO?? THERE IS A FUCKING SPIDER

Keqing: Kill it omfg-

Hu Tao: IM TRAUMATIZEDDD

Zhongli: Childe may I ask what's going on I put my phone on mute

Childe: Nothing Zhongli

Kaeya: Childe doesnt want to admit he is a simp

Childe: Obviously I wont admit it because I'm not A

Childe: FUCKING

Childe: SIMP

Kaeya: JEEZ ADMIT IT ALREADY

Childe: NEVERRRRR

Zhongli: What's a simp?

Venti: NOT ZHONGLI WHO DOESNT KNOW WHATS A SIMP-

Zhongli: Im gonna search it up

Xiangling: 🧍‍♀️

Kaeya: OK I LIKE ALBEDO I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIM

Childe: THAT MEANS UR A SIMP!!

Kaeya: BUT YOU WOULD BUY A WHOLE ASS BUILDING WHICH IS 60 STOREYS HIGH FOR ZHONGLI!!!!!!