Genshin Chatfic ✨✨

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A/N: Hii Ying here and I made some changes of the ships to the fic
- Xiaoven is switched to Xiao having a crush on Aether but Aether is too gay to figure out
-Kazuscara would be switched to Kazugorou
-Kokosara will be switched to Sara having a crush on Itto, but kokomi is having a crush on Sara 

Thats all! Enjoyy

9.00pm

Venti: I'm boreddd

Kaeya: ANYBODY WANNA SING???

Childe: No

Kaeya: Whyyyyyyy :((

Childe: Cause your a big fat simp

Childe: AND its late

Kaeya: I THOUGHT WE ARE OVER THIS

Kaeya: AND NO ITS NOT LATE ITS ONLY 9

Childe: YEA???

Scaramouche: Here we go again

Xiao: Yall fight again and im banning u both

Lumine: Your not an admin tho-

Xiao: Then aether will ban u both

Childe: -

Kaeya: .

Yae: guys

Yae: There's a cat

Ei: Whats the big deal??

Yae: EI YOU KNOW I HATE CATS ?!?!?

Scaramouche: CATS ARE CUTE AND FLUFFY HOW COULD U FUCKING HATE THEM??

Scaramouche: I had a cat as a pet once

Mona: It literally died cause he peed and pooped on ur bed

Lumine: HOW CAN PEEING AND POOPING KILL IT?

Hutao: HAHAHAHAH

Scaramouche: Oh yeah

Scaramouche: I struck it with lightning

Yae: Wait thats a good idea thank u

Scaramouche: Your welcome

Aether: DONT U KILL IT

Childe: Imagine being a cat and hates cat

Kaeya: HAHAHAHHAHAH

Yae: EXCUSE ME FUCKING BITCH??

Yae: IM A KITSUNE??

Yae: DUMBASS??

Childe: oh OH

Kaeya: he's a simp thats why

Childe: HEY! >:(

Ei: Lmao

Mona: RUN AWAY FROM IT THATS EASY

Yae: Wait thats a good idea too

Aether: YOU COULD JUST DO THAT A WHILE AGO???

Yae: MY MIND IS GETTING WRECKED BY THE CAT

Venti: I CANT HAHAHAHAHA

Ei: Why do I love you

Yae: Cause im hot duh

Lumine: DID U RAN AWAY FROM IT??

9.10pm

Lumine: HELLO??? ITS BEEN 10 MINS

Aether: She's prob killed by the cat

Xiao: naw

Venti: ???? XIAO SAID NAW OMG

Aether: GASPPP OOO XIAOO

Aether: Xiao being a tech geek so true

Xiao: ..

Xiao: i would take that as a compliment

Yae: hi

Yae: Yes i ran back to narukami shrine since i was at the bottom of it and to my room

Mona: Then why were u afk for 10 mins??

Hutao: Ya running back up would prob take 6 mins between

Venti: Cause she's old

Venti: Gliding would be faster btw

Yae: stfu u act like ur not 1000+ years older than me

Yae: PLUS THERE IS AN COCKROACH ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

Ei: I-

Scaramouche: ur THE GUUJI YAE OF THE GRAND KAMINARU SHRINE??

Scaramouche: AND UR SCARED OF A FUCKING COCKROACH??

Mona: Narukami*

Scaramouche: I said what I said

Yae: COCKROACHES ARE NOT MY THING SAVE ME ?!?!??!?!

Kaeya: PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA

Childe: LMAOOOOOOOO

Childe: SCAREDY CAT

Hutao: Ya says mr. HUG ME ZHONGLI ITS A SPIDER

Hutao: SAVE MEEEEE

Mona: HOLY HHAHAHA

Lumine: HE SAID THAT????

Scaramouche: PFFT

Xiao: lmao 

Hutao: YA I WAS WITH THEM

Childe: HUTAO??

Kaeya: HAHAHHA SIMP

Yae: GUYS ITS NOT FUNNY

Yae: ITS WALKING TOWARDS ME GUYS????

Yae: @Ei

Yae: SAVE ME EI

Yae: TELEPORT HERE

Yae: @Ei

Yae: @Ei 

Yae: @Ei

Yae: @Ei

Ei: ..

Ei: Alright Alright

In Real Life

Archons Miko, you can't even bare a single cockroach..

Ei thought while she was walking to Yae's room, to think her wife is that scared of a harmless cockroach.

As the Archon went inside Yae's room, she found a scared Yae Miko in her fox form sitting on the shelf for dear life. "Miko?!" Ei called out and looking directly to the cockroach on the shelf, climbing. The fox in the room turned it's little head around with a terrified face just to find the archon in shocked. Quickly, Ei took the cockroach spray out from her sleeve and sprayed it on the little 6 legged demon. Soon, the little rascal fell to the ground

In a blink of an eye, the little pink fox turned back into Guuji Yae, tackling the archon to the ground. "Hey Miko-WOAHH!" the archon yelped, falling down hitting her head. 

"Ouch..."

"Sorry! I was just trying to thank my awesome wife to save me from that nasty little demon." Yae growled, shoting that dead little cockroach a death stare. "You really were scared, glad I came." Ei chuckled, getting up into a sitting position. "Hey it's not something to joke about!" the kitsune pouted. 

"Alright alright."

"So since you are here, do you want to stay for the night?" 

The pink-haired woman suggested. After saying that, she planted a kiss on the other's forehead.

"Yea, sounds like a good idea"