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4.44am

Itto: GUYS

Itto: GUYS

Itto: GUYSSSSS

Itto: FUCKING HELL

Itto: WAKE UP 

Itto: WAKE UP

Itto: WAKEY WAKEYYY

Itto: EGGS AND BACEYYY

Itto: CEREAL AND MILKYYY

Itto: guys

Itto: GUYS ?!??!?!?!?

Ningguang: Holy fuck its 4am

Scaramouche: let me sleepp

Itto: ITS JUST A SMALL TEENY

Itto: TINY QUESTION

Xiao: Cant u just ask straight away???

Xiao: we will see it anyway

Kaeya: HI

Kaeya: I WAS AWAKE THE WHOLE NIGHT-

Childe: DIDNT GIVE ME ANY SLEEP STFU

Venti: HELP WHY??

Childe: He ate too many sugar

Mona: HAHAHA

Yae: ITS 4AM HOLY-

Lumine: Aether u deal with them 

Lumine: I want to sleep

Lumine: Literally woke up at 

Lumine: 4am for this shit

Lumine: let me head back to sleep with amberr

Aether: STOP 3RD WHEELING ME

Lumine: nah deal with it

Aether: OK OK GEEZ

Mona: HAHAHAHHAHA THIRD WHEELER

Mona: WHEEZE

Aether: @Itto

Itto: WHAT

Aether: YOU WERE SYAING U DUMBASS????

Itto: OH OH YA

Itto: CAN I ADD SOMEBODY

Aether: YES YES SURE WHATEVER

Itto has added Kuki Shinobu in the group chat 

Shinobu: Wait what

Shinobu: oh god 

Shinobu: arataki its 4am 

Shinobu: head back to sleep

Itto: I JUST WANNA ADD U IN THIS

Shinobu: ok ok there im added

Shinobu: now sleep

Itto: ALRIGHT ALIRGHT GEEZ

Xiao: lmao

Scaramouche: finally

6.56am

Itto: so

Itto: Haha @Shinobu

Itto: @Shinobu

Itto: @Shinobu

Itto: @Shinobu

Itto: @Shinobu

Itto: @Shinobu

Itto: @Shinobu

Scaramouche: fuck what now

Itto: wasnt talking to u

Scaramouche: I got the ping stfu

Xiao: archons what now

Aether: HELP WHAT???

Mona: LET ME SLEEP GOD DAMN IT

Childe: MANAGED TO DOZE OFF NOW WHAT

Ayato: I WANT TO SLEEP

Shinobu: fucking hell

Shinobu: yes arataki??

Itto: I uh

Itto: broke the microwave

Yae: PFFT

Yae: @Ei THIS U???

Aether: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Shinobu: hoW???

Itto: I....

Itto: putted an egg in the microwave...?

Shinobu: why did you put an egg in the microwave???

Ningguang: wait ur not suppose to do that??

Ayato: WAIT REALLY???

Thoma: MY LORD WHAT

Keqing: I

Ganyu: no wonder the jade chamber smells like eggs in the morning 

Shinobu: god where are you?

Itto: AT HOME...

Itto: AND THE TENRYOU COMMISION IS OUTSIDE

Shinobu: Oh shit

Ei: I-

Ei: Oh right i heard an explosion

Ei: So i asked them to go

Shinobu: Oh-

Ei: Would you like me to call them back

Shinobu: Dont need to, i can handle it

Itto: THANK U SHINOBU

7:10am

Yoimiya: HOLY SHIT I HEAR FIGHTING

Xiao: How??

Yoimiya: NAGONAHARA FIREWORKS IS NEAR ARATAKI'S HOUSE

Yoimiya: We card fights sometimes

Keqing: I-

Scaramouche: dang

Aether: DANG SHINOBU

Ayaka: i hear fighting too

Ayato: Wait how could u hear

Ayato: Our estate is so far away

Ayaka: Haha

Ayato: YOU SNUCK OUT?!??!?!

Ayato: TO YOIMIYA'S???

Ayaka: IM AN ADULT NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER WHAT I WANT

Ayato: YOUR GETTING IN TROUBLE RN

Ayaka: NO 

7.40am

Shinobu: There settled

Ei: All of them..except general kujou...are wounded

Ei: the fuck-

Itto: ILYSM SHINOBU /P

Shinobu: Itto wants me to dont hurt sara

Aether: SIMP

Kaeya: YALL A NEW SIMP NOW

Childe: HAHAHAH

Itto: NO ITS BECAUSE SHE OWES ME 20 REMATCHES

Shinobu: I-

Shinobu: we are going to have a talk later

Shinobu: Arataki Itto

Itto: NO SPARE MEEEEE

Scaramouche: rip

A/N: HEY YALL go support my cousin's new book it's a ganqing book for those ganqing lovers yukisimps

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