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Beidou: Wassup suckers

Keqing: Beidou no

Beidou: Beidou yes

Ningguang: Beidou no

Beidou: Beidou maybe

Beidou: Fine Beidou no

Kaeya: Simp

Childe: Says Mr. I love Albedo marry me

Albedo: What-

Kaeya: wtF

Childe:  simp

Kaeya: U ARE ONE TOO

Thoma: I AGREE

Childe: NO I AM NOT

Childe: AND HOW WILL YK IM A SIMP

Childe: HUH BLONDIE

Thoma: EVER HEARD OF SCROLLIG UP

Thoma: HUH GINGER

Childe: WHY DOES EVERYBODY CALLS ME GINGER

Keqing: Cause u are a ginger

Childe: AM NOT

Mona: You are

Kazuha: Mhm

Lumine: Agreed

Xiao: yep

Venti: AHAHAHAHHA PLS

Kaeya: THEREFORE UR A SIMP

Childe: NO

Childe: I REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME

Childe: U SAID ALBEDO CAN KILL U

Kaeya: NO??

Albedo: Kaeya said what?

Kaeya: NOTHING NOTHING

Kaeya: STOP EXPOSING ME SIMP

Childe: NAH

Kaeya: I WILL EXPOSE U INSTEAD

Kaeya: AETHER ONCE TOLD ME

Kaeya: HE SAW CHILDE AND ZHONGLI GOING ON A DATE

Kaeya: AND CHILDE WAS WASTING ALL HIS MORA 

Kaeya: FOR ZHONGLI

Aether: ITS TRUE

Childe: WERE U SPYING ON ME AETHER

Aether: UHM NO?

Aether: FINE YES

Childe: U DEADASS SON OF A BITCH

Lumine: As much as I hate Aether

Lumine: If u call him a son of a bitch again

Lumine: I will not hesitate to beat ur ass 

Lumine: in the golden house like last time

Childe: Oh NO-

Kaeya: THATS WHAT U GET SIMP

Hu Tao: HEAR ME OUT BUT

Hu Tao: YOU BOTH ARE SIMPS

Yanfei: LAWYER APPROVES

Childe: SHUSH WALNUT (胡桃)

Childe: YOU TOO YANYAN

Yanfei: AM NOT A YANYAN

Yanfei: WHY AM A SNACK ANYWAY

Scaramouche: YANYAN AHAHAHA

Yanfei: STFU

Yanfei: U GUYS ARE INSULTING A LAWYER RN

Childe: BUT IM A HARBINGER

Childe: IM STRONGER THAN YOU

Lumine: YA BUT U GOT UR ASS KICKED BY ME

Childe: O WAIT

Kaeya: AHAHAHHA SIMP GOT WHAT HE DESERVES

Childe: STFU

Yanfei: UR A SIMP AND THATS IT

Childe: YA YA SAYS YANYAN

Yanfei: SAY THAT AGAIN AND U WILL DIE

Yanfei: (ノ`Д)ノ

Childe: YANYAN

Yanfei:  @Eula

Eula: ?

Yoimiya: :OOOOOOO

Yoimiya: SOMEBODY IS GOING TO DIE

Yanfei: SROLL UP PLS

Childe: OH NO

Eula: Childe

Childe: OH FUCK NO

Lumine: THE OH NO MUSIC

Mona: YOU CAN HEAR IT?

Mona: I THOUGHT IM THE ONLY ONE

Beidou: SAME 

Childe: *RUNS AWAY CUTELY*

Hu Tao: CAN I-

Xiangling: No

Zhongli: No

Chongyun: No

Xiao: No

Xingqiu: No

Childe: HELL NO

Keqing: No

Beidou: YES

Ningguang: No

Ningguang: Beidou

Beidou: FINE >:(

Ganyu: Please no-

Xinyan: No

Hu Tao: *SIT IN A CORNER CUTELY*

Aether: I like it on how they know what was Hu Tao going to say

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