Osomatsu-san (x Reader) Headcanons

Working at Femboy Hooters

Art belongs to: 3llo_3 on Twitter

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Oso:
- kinda clumsy but still doing a good job
- only doing it for the money
- and because he hopes to get a girl's number
- doesn't care that he has to wear a crop top as long as he gets paid
- sometimes messes up the orders

Kara:
- kinda embarrassed about the clothes
- adds glitter to the shirt just because
- sunglasses on
- painful flirting with the costumers
- doesn't mess up the orders, thankfully
- probably sweating a lot from nervousness

Choro:
- doesn't wanna wear the clothes
- "Do it for Nyaa-chan, Choro. Do it for Nyaa-chan."
- he just wants those concert tickets
- tries his best but ends up falling and fucking up
- aside from that he's okay

Ichi:
- can't talk to others for shit, especially when he's in the clothes he got
- probably very slow with both taking and bringing the orders to the table
- doesn't fuck up the orders
- he's fine with the job, he just wishes he didn't have to wear what he has to

Jyushi:
-oh this boy
- this boy wouldn't even take your order and you'd already have it on your table
- he works very quickly and very precisely
- doesn't really care about the clothes
- after a while gets too into it and starts throwing the food around the restaurant
- just don't make him take too many orders please

Todo:
- we already know
- he got that charm
- one wink and the person orders the whole menu
- he's not uncomfortable in the uniforms, he just doesn't like them
- "I'll be right back with your order! *wink*"
"WAIT, I changed my mind. I'll take the whole menu."
- the boss is surprised
- all orders are right and don't take too long to arrive
- the best worker