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Oso:
- he's mostly sleeping on the job
- has to be called multiple times to actually get to his employer
- forgets what he was ordered
- fucks up
- almost got fired multiple times
- honestly why tf would you keep him
- he just wants a get drunk in the wine basement
- overall a terrible butler, if you want to keep your wine safe or just a good butler don't give him the job
Kara:
- we all know he's overdoing it
- "Matsuno I asked for a sandwich, what the hell is this?" "Why, only the best sandwich ever made, master!"
- the sandwich is covered in glitter
- glitter tuxedo
- he just wants to be the best at the job
- overall not a terrible butler but don't make him bring you food or drinks (for the sake of your own safety)
Choro:
- okay this man does the job right
- everything is done just as asked and in time
- there's only one little problem
- he overquestions everything
- "Matsuno, go fetch me a blanket!" "Which one?" "It doesn't matte-" "Do you want the brown one? Or maybe the blue one since it's thicker and fluffier? Or the white and thin one?"
- the employer looses their cool overtime and wants to fire him
- great butler just asks too much
Ichi:
- we know this man nervous as fuck
- very quiet when doing his job
- quiet to the point you could hear a pin hit the ground in the room
- also kinda slow but finishes on time nonetheless
- playing with ESP Kitty in his free time
- shy around other workers
- he just wants to be done and go in his room to be by himself honestly
- amazing butler just very insecure and maybe a little too quiet
Jyushi:
- uhm, he's trying I guess???
- honestly I don't know
- doesn't do anything (at least not properly)
- always makes a mess
- can't remember a simple order he was given
- too hyper and very loud
- he could be a jester sure, but not a butler
Todo:
- he's probably flirting on the job
- flirting with maids, even the employer
- he somehow makes the employer give him free time all the time
- he doesn't even work at this point
- still gets paid for being cute
- but he does his job when he has to
- he can be your butler yes, but you might end up not giving him anything to do because of his cuteness
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Osomatsu-san (x Reader) Headcanons
FanfictionThe title says it all. A book full of Osomatsu-san headcanons. Not all of them are x reader. It's still on going, but the updates might be slow. ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ The book may include cussing, mentions of sex etc. (It's Osomatsu-san, what did you...
