Osomatsu-san (x Reader) Headcanons

Getting married

The photo is official Osomatsu-san art.

S/o is, once again, gender neutral.

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Oso:
- okay so he wouldn't care when or where
- mans proposed drunk ffs
- "Yeah, sure we can get married there."
- he'd go with whatever s/o wants
- didn't wear a tuxedo or anything, just showed up there like "Okay, let's get married, I wanna go to McDonald's later."
- they get married and go to McDonald's and KFC later
- his brothers were really disappointed and still wonder why and how s/o loves him so much

Kara:
- he wanted to overdo it again
- "Yes! A white wedding with ice sculptures of us, white roses and a carriage! Maybe even a-" "Kara, dear... We can't afford that." "Oh, right... We'll just settle for the flowers then!"
- white roses everywhere, sadly no ice sculptures or carriages
- everything looked beautiful, like a dream come true e̶x̶c̶l̶u̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ O̶s̶o̶m̶a̶t̶s̶u̶
- his brothers couldn't belive he got married
- the party was awesome (we all know Oso got super drunk and started dancing like a maniac)

Choro:
- he just wants a simple wedding
- "We can have a party after, sure. Just don't invite my brothers, please-"
- his brothers came uninvited
- the wedding turned out quite plain, there wasn't anything too special
- his and s/o's favorite flowers all around, small cake, not too many decorations
- Oso couldn't get drunk because all the drinks were non-alcoholic
- nice conversations, dancing, not too much
- his brothers didn't really have fun

Ichi:
- "Sure, but... Can we not have a party? I don't really want to..."
- the wedding was half purple half <s/o's favorite color>
- a small two layer cake, an average amount of decorations
- he didn't want to invite his brothers but they came after all (probably thinking it was all a joke)
- he was very nervous but managed to get through it
- there was a party but it was small (we don't want Ichimatsu to get a heart attack)

Jyushi:
- "What's a wedding? :D"
- everything was up to s/o
- they made the wedding simple, yellow roses, decorations, cake
- Jyushi can't even wear a tuxedo properly
- the party was awesome, everyone had fun
- his brothers are happy for him but still question s/o and why they married him

Todo:
- "We don't have to overdo it but I don't really want it to be simple, y'know?"
- he wanted a somewhat unique wedding
- you know everything was fashionable
- unique decorations, unique cake, everything kept under the budget
- he either wouldn't want to invite his brothers and would hire someone to keep them out or invite them to make them jealous
- his brothers hate him with every inch of their body