I'm working on stuff.
Take these in the mean time, hopefully my next chapter will have:
-A request
-5+ drawn incorrect quotes
-Something Ninjago related, probably my AU notes for the 'To The Bone AU'
I have way too many of these.
'Can I copy the homework?'
Mother: I can help you with it!
Engineer: Yeah, sure.
Veteran: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Bro: lol nope.
Player: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Angel: *Read 5:55pm*
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Player: Thanks fam!
Monster: oh no
Mr. Egg: *cries* I love you too
Not Orange: Sounds fake but okay
Sheriff: *A flustered mess*
Ninja: 返金してもらえますか (can i get a refund)
The Gentleman: Time for plan G.
Player: Don't you mean plan B?
The Gentleman: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Veteran: What about plan D?
The Gentleman: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Dum: What about plan E?
The Gentleman: I'm hoping not to use it. Mr. Cheese dies in plan E.
Ninja: 私はプランEが好きです。 (I like plan E.)
Player: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Captain: Okay, but what is updog?
Dum: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Veteran: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Flamingo: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Angel: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Player: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Mr. Cheese: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Mr. Egg: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Captain: What's a henway??
Player: Oh, about five pounds.
Player: Ninja... How do I begin to explain Ninja?
Veteran: Ninja is flawless.
The Gentleman: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Mother: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
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