10 Ways To Annoy Mr Egg!

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My precious little baby-

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1. Spam him with messages about Mr Cheese.

2. Steal his eggs and then break them one by one by throwing them on the floor in clear view of him.

3. Taunt him about TheGentleman until he cries (and I will kill you now).

4. Mock him for his accent.

5. Make him eat an egg •//-//•

6. Kiss him and then say "You taste like eggs. Did you eat them?" CANNIBALISM-

7. Lock him inside the bathroom and then mock him in every way possible. One of them include the pink he is all the time.

8. Make him sit in a frying pan when it's 37°C (98.6°F) outside.

9. "You're still the biggest simp for TheGentleman, y'know."

10. When he's sleeping, break a raw egg on his face and then write with a marker, "EGG ON YO FACE LOL-"

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AHHHHHH I FELT SO BAD MAKING THIS BIT ALSO SO GOOD-

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