YUP! MORE WAYS TO RUIN MY DIGNITY! YAYYYY-
MORE CRACK SHIPS AHEAD!! >:D
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Mr Egg: I know the whole alphabet except for one letter.
Mr Egg: I don't know 'y'
Mr Cheese:
Mr Cheese: If you don't know y, then how come you know how to spell it smartass?
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*In bed [like legitamently just sleeping next to each other aaa keep your dirty thoughts at baY-]*
Player: Hey, Veteran? You awake?
Veteran: No, why?
Player: If a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guinea pig??
Veteran: If you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thoughts, or your sexy body and my late night murder thoughts?
Player: *Blushing* I... Don't know how to feel about this...
Veteran: *Kisses Player on the cheek* Go to sleep, baby.
Player: *Blushing harder* Okay.
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Mr Cheese: I'M TOO HOT
Mr Cheese: *Points at Mr Egg*
Mr Cheese: :D
Mr Cheese: :D
Mr Cheese: :D
Mr Egg: *Sighs*
Mr Egg: *monotone with a dead-pan expression* Hot, hm?
Mr Cheese: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN!
Player and Veteran, who were sitting nearby: .... O_O
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Captain: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest.
Player: Is it your shirt, I hope it's your shirt please...
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[Third wheel time~]
Wizard: Hey, are you free on Friday? Say, around 20:00 (8:00pm)?
Player: Yes?
Wizard: What about you?
Veteran: Yes, I am.
Wizard: Great! Because I'm not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date.
Player: Did he just-
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Player: Fuck you.
Veteran: No, fuck you. You're the bottom in this relationship.
Player:
Player: We haven't even-
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Mr Cheese: Truth or dare?
Mr Egg: *Exasperated* Truth.
Mr Cheese: Do you want to kiss me?
Mr Egg: Dare.
Mr Cheese: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Mr Egg: Never have I ever-
Mr Cheese: ThAt'S NOt ThE gAMe
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Veteran: Your friend thinks you're cute.
Player: What friend...

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A QnA With Among Us Logic! (AUL Random Book)
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