A QnA With Among Us Logic! (AUL Random Book)

AUL Bloopers/Incorrect Quotes (Part 3)

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Mr Egg: I know the whole alphabet except for one letter.

Mr Egg: I don't know 'y'

Mr Cheese:

Mr Cheese: If you don't know y, then how come you know how to spell it smartass?

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*In bed [like legitamently just sleeping next to each other aaa keep your dirty thoughts at baY-]*

Player: Hey, Veteran? You awake?

Veteran: No, why?

Player: If a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guinea pig??

Veteran: If you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thoughts, or your sexy body and my late night murder thoughts?

Player: *Blushing* I... Don't know how to feel about this...

Veteran: *Kisses Player on the cheek* Go to sleep, baby.

Player: *Blushing harder* Okay.

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Mr Cheese: I'M TOO HOT

Mr Cheese: *Points at Mr Egg*

Mr Cheese: :D

Mr Cheese: :D

Mr Cheese: :D

Mr Egg: *Sighs*

Mr Egg: *monotone with a dead-pan expression* Hot, hm?

Mr Cheese: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN!

Player and Veteran, who were sitting nearby: .... O_O

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Captain: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest.

Player: Is it your shirt, I hope it's your shirt please...

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[Third wheel time~]

Wizard: Hey, are you free on Friday? Say, around 20:00 (8:00pm)?

Player: Yes?

Wizard: What about you?

Veteran: Yes, I am.

Wizard: Great! Because I'm not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date.

Player: Did he just-

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Player: Fuck you.

Veteran: No, fuck you. You're the bottom in this relationship.

Player:

Player: We haven't even-

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Mr Cheese: Truth or dare?

Mr Egg: *Exasperated* Truth.

Mr Cheese: Do you want to kiss me?

Mr Egg: Dare.

Mr Cheese: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.

Mr Egg: Never have I ever-

Mr Cheese: ThAt'S NOt ThE gAMe

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Veteran: Your friend thinks you're cute.

Player: What friend...