I have no words. How on Earth did it come to this- How did I end up making YET ANOTHER of these crack chapters-
Oh and there's a bunch more Player and Veteran ones because... Idk ask Raven-
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Player: *trying desperately to reach something on the top shelf*
Veteran: *eating ice cream* ...You want help with that?
Player: I can do things for myself, thank you very much.
Veteran: Okay, geez, I'll back off. *back to eating ice cream*
Player: *still trying to reach it after about two minutes*
Veteran: *gets it for him anyway*
Player: *grumbles and blushes* Hmph... Thank you...
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*they're playing laser tag*
Player: *hiding around a box*
Veteran: *comes out of nowhere and pushes him up against the wall*
Veteran: *kisses Player*
Veteran: *pulls away and shoots Player, running off snickering*
Player: *Loading...*
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Player: Fuck you! [Yes we're bringing this back again >:}]
Veteran: When and where.
Player: No you son of a bitch, fuck. You.
Veteran: Yeah, and I said WHEN and fucking WHERE.
Player: ...
Veteran: Sooo is tonight at ten good?
Player:
Player: I'm trying to insult you so take it seriously you fucking lunatic.
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Captain: *walks in on Player and Veteran sitting on the same couch*
Captain: *evil grin* FLOOR IS LAVA!!
Player: AHH NOO *jumps onto the couch, shielding his head*
Veteran: *casually stands up and goes to get coffee*
Captain: ...
Captain: Veteran. I was trying to help you with your feelings and yet you do this.
Veteran: *sips coffee* Yeah, and?
Captain: You really are hopeless at this.
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Angel: *actually does something genuine and nice*
Stoner: Yo, wassup with her?
Player: I dunno... She never does something perfect and nice...
Captain: Maybe it's her twin sister?
Veteran: If Angel had a twin sister she would've eaten her in the womb.
Player: But it doesn't add up! She never does nice things!
Angel: What're you guys talking about?
Stoner: You did something nice.
Angel: And..?
Player: You never do that. So what's the catch...
Angel: *giggle* No catch! Other than the fact that it bought me enough time to put makeshift explosives in all of your bags without you noticing!
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A QnA With Among Us Logic! (AUL Random Book)
FanfictionSimple. Drop some questions and I'll try to answer them. I'll have you know this book has slowly morphed into the most bizarre thing on Wattpad so you can't judge me for this disgrace 😃
