So I'm confused- Apparently, this didn't publish when I distinctly remember pressing the publish button for this so... Yea-
I sincerely apologize to anyone who reads the first one- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED-
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Veteran: *Sees Player all alone in Café and walks up to him* Hmm looks like the sweet little prince is all alone~
Player: *Blushes as he is pushed up against the wall* I- Uh-
Veteran: You look like you would suit my taste~
Player: I- U-uh- I-
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Player: *Walks into a room* Ayyy if it isn't my two favourite people!"
Veteran: *Looks at the others*
Captain: *Does the same*
Mr. Cheese: *Follows the other two*
Captain: Uh... Who are you talking about..?
Mr. Cheese: Yeah, which of us do you not like..?
Player: *Giggles* What an amazing question! I'll let you guys think about that. *Walks off*
Everyone else:...
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Player: *Flirts with Mr. Egg*
Mr. Cheese: *Staring at them intently*
Captain: ...You're really quiet today, Mr. Cheese.
Mr. Cheese: *Still staring* No one plans a murder out loud, dumbass.
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Veteran: *Walks into Player's room, late at night*
Veteran: *Sees that Player is cold and decides to put the covers back on him*
Player: *Stirs and sits up, looking at Veteran*
Veteran: ...Uh...
Player: *Beckons Veteran to come closer to him and grabs his hand* Come here...
Veteran: *Nervously complies*
Player: *Pulls Veteran and yanks him down onto the bed*
Veteran: *Panics at first, but soon realizes Player was sleep-talking* *Thinking* Oh, that was sleep-talking! How lonely...
[Ehe... Totally not based on a comic I saw-]
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Mr. Cheese: *Casually* You wanna know what I just realized?
Player: What.
Mr. Cheese: If you're named after your dad, like Jimmy Jr., your mom has probably moaned your name in bed.
Player:
Mr. Cheese:
Mr. Egg: WHY- JUST WHY DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF-
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Mr. Cheese: No shit, Sherlock
Mr. Egg: Fuck off, Watson.
Mr. Cheese: Wow, you complete me.
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Mr. Egg: *Smells rose*
Mr. Cheese: What you doin'?
Mr. Egg: Smelling a rose.
Mr. Cheese: Tch, weird.
YOU ARE READING
A QnA With Among Us Logic! (AUL Random Book)
FanfictionSimple. Drop some questions and I'll try to answer them. I'll have you know this book has slowly morphed into the most bizarre thing on Wattpad so you can't judge me for this disgrace 😃
