01:23am sh*tpost.
Haha, I regret my life decisions :,)
Video above is where this is taken from. Yes, I actually watch this kind of crap- Useless, isn't it- 😑
I highly suggest you watch it because it'll make more sense.
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Player: Veteran, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Veteran: Seventeen again?
Player: Yeah.
Veteran: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Player: What hole.
Player: OooooOH my god-
Player: What is that?!
Veteran: It's a hole.
Player: Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing there?
Veteran: Well I woke up this morning,
Veteran: *Long sip of coffee*
Veteran: And there was a hole.
Player: What're you gonna do about it?
Veteran: Well, I put a rug over it.
Veteran: ...Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Player: Should we call the police or something?
Veteran: Oh, yeah, I called the police, yeah.
Player: Well, where are they?
Veteran: In the hole.
Player:
Player: ...
Player: Where is your girlfriend.
Veteran: *Sips coffee* ...
Player: Veteran, where is your girlfriend.
Veteran: She's at work.
Player: Oh. Heh. Where's she work?
Veteran: In the hole.
Player: GOD!
Player: ...
Player: How deep even is this thing?
Player: *Gets idea and grabs Veteran's mug*
Player: *Drops it*
Veteran: That was my favourite mug.
Veteran: Now it's in the hole.
Player: Veteran, do you even know what this is?
Player: And for all we know it could be an interdimentional wormhole, or-or a gateway to hell or-or-
Player: Veteran?
Player: Veteran?!
Player: VETERAN?!
Veteran: Hey, what's up, I got a snack *Eats apple*
Player: Veteran, will you please take this seriously.
No-Visor: *Comes out of the hole*
Player: *Incomprehendible girly shrieking*
Veteran: *Unphased* *Pulls out gun and shoots No-Visor 8 times*
Player: What was that?!
Veteran: *Puts him away* Hole person.
Player: Where did it come from?!
Veteran: ...
Player: Right. The hole. Yeah-
Player: Would you- Why are you being so calm about this.
Veteran: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
Player: What space octopus.
Arnold/Buff Impostor: *Growls*
Player: *Turns around*
Arnold/Buff Impostor: *Snatches Player*
Player: BLEAHHH-!!
Veteran: ...
Veteran: That one.
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Ah yes. The best way to ruin your reputation, dignity, and respect all in one place.
+Acquired
Now you guys almost definitly think I'm high.
Can I really blame you?
Nope.
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