Practically Adopted

skits

Olive:
So let me get this straight

Eret:
Good luck

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Tommy:
I am not a simp for anyone, I am a big man and I simp for no one.

Olive:
Tommy can you-

Tommy:
Yeah sure

Tubbo:
Your just as much of simp for olive as Quackity is for bad
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Wilbur:
And then I- oh hello Olive do you want breakfast?

Tommy:
Can I have milk?

Wilbur:
Shut the fuck up

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Niki:
Two years ago i was a regular hottie

Olive:
Exist

Niki:
And now I'm a milf

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Phil:
I'm not old

Olive:
You have a granddaughter

Wilbur:
And three kids and Niki

Niki:
I'm only in this dynamic because of Olive

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Olive:
Gets legs broken by sam

Ranboo:
Carries him everywhere by choice

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Purpled:
You can clearly tell whose the most attractive minor here

Tubbo:

Ranboo:

Tommy:
Yeah bitch its-

Olive:
Me.
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Olive:
Samuel is his name, sammy is his game, he's a creeper not a salmon which is strange

Sam:
You can annoy me all you want I'm not giving you your weapons back, your a threat to the prison

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Bad:
Your going to die

Eret:
Me, Niki, Puffy, and Olive are gay so the egg is homophobic

Olive:
And if still kill me that's homophobia and racism, so screw this I'm out

Foolish:
...I guess I'm the deadman

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During the red banquet mcyt stream

Olive:
wait a got damn second Ranboo! What the fuck are you doing up there! Why is there lava wtf uh uh hell no

Everyone:
Burst in to laughter after they realized they never told her this part to get his raw reaction

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Olives dad:
Your useless

Olive:
....

Niki:
What did you say to my child

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Techno:
And then I stabbed him forty seven times in the chest

Phil:
...

Wilbur:
...

Tommy:
...

Olive:
Cool I burnt my enemy to death and fed them to school children

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Tommy:
Sometimes it's okay to be weak
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But now is not the time Olive I'm going to die!

Drista:
Chasing Tommy with a fork

Olive:
Sitting in a corner holding a rabbit

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Fundy:
I apologize for offending you

Olive:
Apologie half accepted let's get ice cream

Fundy:
Alright

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