Chapter 5: A Master of Quidditch

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"He set Pixies on you?" I said, barely looking up from my Potions book.

"And he just left us to handle it!" Ron complained before flopping onto the sofa next to me.

"The Horror." I replied sarcastically. "I'm glad you managed to survive such a formidable enemy." I tease earning an eye roll from Harry.

"I wish I left when you did." Ron grumbled

"At least I did something productive, you probably would have played Wizard Chess." I point out.

"Wini!!!!"

Our heads quickly spun to see the Weasley Twins running down the stairs of the boys dormitories, towards us.

I didn't pay them much mind until I realized they weren't slowing down.

"Don't you dare!" I say loudly before trying to get to my feet. But I was too slow because the next thing I knew George had jumped over the sofa and landed on top of me following my Fred landing on him.

"I hate you both." I grumbled while trying to wiggle them off me. It didn't work.

"You love us." They said in unison.

"I certainly don't. get your smelly feet out of my face!" Ron says loudly.

It wasn't till then that I realized I wasn't the only one caught under the Twins. Ron was pinned under George and had Freds toes wiggling in his face.

"Don't you have class or something?" I ask while attempting to get my potions book out from under Fred's butt.

"Free period darling" Fred said with a grin.

"That means we have free time." George explained as though I was a toddler.

"Then go be free." I reply, while shewing them with my left hand.

"But I'm so very comfortable? Aren't you Fred?" George asked with an evil grin

"I could fall asleep." Fred replayed, yawning and stretching.

"Ron, do you have any twin repellent handy?" I asked, giving up on saving my potions book from the crushing weight of the twins.

"Trust me I've been trying to make some for years, but nothing seems to stick. Slippery ones they are."

"Our own baby brother wants us gone!" Fred cries dramatically, while clutching onto Wini. "Wini, what did we do to make him hate us so!" George added just as dramatically.

"Putting your smelly foot in his face for one!" Ron said loudly, but was ignored.

"Say Winni Dearest-"

"Are you gonna try out for the quidditch team this year?" The twins asked, changing the subject.

I looked between the both of them wide eyed as Harry and Ron tried to hide their laughter. I know they didn't mean anything by, and their reactions were to be expected. I was awful.

"She can't fly to save her life." Ron said, earning a kick to the face from Fred.

"No offense, Wini. But you can barely get a broom into your hand." Harry said, trying to suppress his smile.

"Hey! One day I'm gonna be the best quidditch player any of y'all have ever seen!" I say confidently.

...

They were all just looking at me dumbfounded after I said that.

"Is she that bad?" George whispered not so quietly to Harry.

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