Definition [ot4]

Character Answers

Look at that lil puppy in the media area look at him

Anyway, questions are in italics and answers are in normal text!

Michael

Does it bother you when people accuse you of trying to get with everybody in the band?

Kind of??? I mean, I guess I kind of am, but I have other friends besides my dumb band that I don't want to date, so??? Kind of.

R y trying to get w Calum cause it sure seems like it (jalyn omg where are your grammar manners)

Yes he is quite the attractive chip if you know what I mean

Can I be you?

No I broke the mold motha fucka

Ok I gotta know: how would you describe the feelings you have towards Calum? Is it like "oh yes he's got I want to bang" or is it more like "shit I'm in too deep fucking marry me" or more like "he's a nice friend and I love him" pls answer

Oh shit this is complicated um uh um yes I love Calum I'm in love with my attractive chip boy and I would like to date him??? Maybe marry him I guess??? Have his children??? Own a little yellow house with a picket fence and a three legged dog named scruffy???? I'm in too deep holy shit

Calum

Can I cuddle you until we die

Sounds dangerous idk if ashton will let me

Can you teach me how to do my makeup bc you're better at being a girl than I am tbh

I've been doing this since I was ten practice, practice, practice

Why are you such a cutie pie

I was unaware pie could be cute but thank

Hi u r royalty

I'm aware

Ur so cute let me cuddle you

Sure why not

Hello my beautiful baby can you teach me how to apply eyeliner please?

It's all in the wrist flick babe

How and when did you find out that you liked being a girl on some days?

Mali let me borrow her pretty dress in year six

When you're on your girl says you are just the cutest princess omg I really want to cuddle you and do your makeup will you let me?

Yes sure fuck me up

Cally! Okay I don't really have a question. I'm just here to state the fact that you're cool and so kawaii. um, yeah. XD

Michael has informed me kawaii means cute so thank

Luke

Do you like the d

Dick is my only friend I love it

Are you gonna be on RuPauls?

DO YOU THINK THEY'D LET ME I mean ashton wouldn't but it's worth a shot Ya know

I know you're like new to the whole drag thing, but have you found a favorite outfit? Also, if you have questions hmu. I can help.

I really like Calum's fishnets or tall socks and his skirts are pretty sick too, I like the one with the skulls so then I don't lose any of my punk rock street cred

Ashton

What steps would you take to have more of the world know about asexuality?

Calum got all the cute cuddly questions and I get the hard ones why omg. But I don't know, just casually mention it to people you know all the time. Like "oh, my friend is asexual!" And then when they ask what that is, explain it to them and hopefully it spreads?

I know you're not always too fond of the whole touching thing but I want to give you a big cuddle I love you

It's okay I'll cuddle you on a day I'm not touch repulsed I love you too

How badly does it frustrate you when you say you're asexual and people tell you you're not a plant?

I USUALLY START FIGHTS THATS HOW I GOT THIS SCAR *points to nonexistent scar*

Why do you have to be so angry when someone touched you? Like just pipe down a little bro

F IGHT ME. LITERALLY FIGHT ME. I'm not always touch repulsed, but when I am it feels like someone's trying to burn my skin off, so sorry if I complain a little

Riley

Hi Riley you rock

Omg thank you love I cry

That one blonde bitch (She seems like an Ally, I've never met a nice Ally)

Who raised u to be a bully I mean

I'm not I'm just trying to state some facts here people

Can you take a long walk off a short cliff

I don't get it?? I'd fall off the cliff???

Go to hell

Already here with you baby

Why're you such a bitch?

Look who's asking

Mel (hiya)

Why are you so awesome

I'm not omg I just sit in my room and write gay porn all day

Can I sing you song(s)

NO YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SONG REFERENCES

Oh michael bottoms btw/just thought you should know

Fuck oFF JALYNIANIANIANIANIANIAN HE DOES NOT

Bro in in love with u and your stories not a question my bad

it's cool I love you too we can start a band or something

Are you jalyn af

Only when jalyn is not saying michael bottoms and making song references

Do you like Halsey and also buy pizza with me

YES OMG I ALMOST GOT TICKETS TO HER SHOW IN MILWAUKEE BUT THEYRE SOLD OUT I CRY and I like really weird pizza like chicken and spinach and I don't eat meat but if you can handle that I'm up for it anytime anywhere

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A QUEEN BKESS YOU I S2G SHDJJSEJEJ

im nOT IH GOD BUT GHANKS FOR BELIEVING IN ME

why are you so perfect?¿

I'm not omg all I do is cry about michael Clifford and eat shark shaped fruit snacks

Will you marry me please and we can have kids and name them Gordon and Robert?

I dated a boy named Gordon once and he dumped me for a bitch named Ally but I mean Robert sounds good and we can name our second hold Calum junior after his grandfather yes I'm stoked

WHAT IF LUKE WANTED TO BE TWINSIES WITH CALUM ON ONE OF HIS GIRL DAYS IDk ((I put your comment over here I'm sorry I just really wanted to answer it))

OMG YES THEY COULD HAVE LIL MATCHING OUTFITS AND HAIR BOWS AND EYELINER SENHD HELDOA

Okay that is all thank you for not being mad at me for a million and ten authors notes I love you have a nice day

-Mel