Fade in to the spacehip.
Church: What the hell is that tapping noise? Sounds like Morris Code.
Simmons: Morse.
Church: Sheila, if he corrects me again, please make him blow up.
Shawn: I'll help with that.
Sheila: Ah huhah, sounds like fun. (trains her turret on them)
Thea: I'm way too young to die.
Church: Well what does it say?
Grif: It says "tap tap tap." We don't know.
Simmons: We were trying to translate it when you showed up an interrupted us. Wait, Thea do you understand what it's saying?
Thea: No, I only speak Star Wars.
Shawn: Stars War's nerd.
Church: No, when I interrupted you, you were standing around doing nothing. Just like the last fifty times I interrupted you guys. Oh wai-wai-wait, listen listen! Listen, it says, "Red... sucks... balls." Hey, look my new ship can talk! And it knows things. That's a good ship.
Thea: It's not a dog!
Shawn: Hey! Metal objects can be pets too, including this adorable ship.
Thea: Very funny.
Simmons: It's not your ship, it's our ship. We called it, and it came.
Church: I don't know, I don't see any markings on it.
Simmons: It landed on Donut!
Sheila: That was fantastic.
Church: How in the heck would that mean- oh wait, the pink guy? Oh, I actually liked him!
Shawn: I thought he was a little off.
Grif: Seriously, what's with all these feelings for Donut?
Thea: You guys are heartless.
Simmons: You can't have the ship.
Church: I'm not asking for it: it's already mine. Right Sheila?
Sheila: Actually, I kind of like it. I think it is mine.
Church: Hey are you okay?
Shawn: Your acting a bit off.
Simmons: (under his breath) I think there's something wrong with the tank.
Grif: Yeah, I noticed.
Thea: I think the tank might have a computer virus, I think?
Simmons: I've got an idea.
Grif: Whoa, okay hold on a second. Before you get too deep in to this, let me remind you that we don't exactly have a good track record when it comes to our plans and that tank.
Simmons: Come on Grif, I think the tank's malfunctioning.
Thea: Yeah, we can use that to our advantage.
Grif: Well only one part of it has to function for me to get turned in to a cloud of orange mist.
Church: Okay, just be cool.
Sheila: I am cool. You be cool.
Shawn: You don't seem cool, you seem mad.
Sarge: Bad news, fellas, I couldn't find that levitation ray, but I did find the remote control to- hey, what's goin' on out here?! Whaddaya think you're doing you lousy Blue?
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Red vs blue (Female OC) season 5
FanfictionA ship crushed on Donut! Who is this mysterious pilot, Tuckers baby has been born and is causing trouble for everyone at blue base. O'Malley is gone and Tex is still missing, Shawn's shady past comes back to huant him. What holds in store for Thea n...
