Repent, the end is near

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Fade in to Flowers in the underground lair talking to the computer

Flowers: Yes, everything is coming together as planned. And these fools still have no idea. Once the young one gets his sword, there will be no stopping us.

Vic: Hey, what about the other guy, dude, does he know about the thing with the thing?

Flowers: No that beast does not suspect anything either. Everyone has played right in to our hands. Muuhuhohuhhahahahaaa. ...Okay maybe that was a little loud. Huhahahaaa. There. That's better.

Cut to Tucker, Shawn and Church fleeing from all the Wyomings

Wyoming 6: They're getting away!

Tucker: Come on!

Wyoming 1: Cut them off!

Church: Why aren't you being affected by any of this?

Shawn: I'm wondering the same thing.

Wyoming 3: Remember the sniper shot.

Tucker: He said it has something to do with the sword!

Tucker turns and shoots Wyoming 4 in the head with the sniper rifle

Wyoming 3: I told you to watch for the sniper shot.

Shawn: The hell those that mean!?

Church: Who said? When?

Wyoming 5: I've got to get my sight!

Tucker: Just trust me!

Wyoming 7: Get off the ledge you fool!

Shawn: Trusting you is like trusting a thief to give back the item you've stolen.

Tucker turns and shoots Wyoming 1 off the top of the base

Wyoming 1: Ah- Ooph!

Tucker: The cliff! Head for the cliff!

Wyoming 2: This time flank him!

Tucker: That's where Tex will be!

Church: Are you sure?

Shawn: Let's just assume he's right.

Wyoming 7: Hey, hey!

Tucker: No, not that way!

Wyoming 7: Now I've got you!

Tucker aims at Church's head, and Church ducks, allowing Tucker to shoot Wyoming 7 in the face.

Wyoming 7: Ah!

Church: Hey you know what, I kinda like this new all-knowing badass Tucker. He's certainly a lot better than the old one.

Shawn: Agreed!

Church heads off between some rocks

Tucker: No Church wait! The other way!

Gary: Knock knock, Church.

Church: Son of a bitch!

Gary fires the tank's cannon at Church, who evades and rejoins Tucker

Tucker: I meant the other other way. My bad dude.

Church: I take back what I said! You still suck.

Shawn: Agreed!

Then Tex met up with them.

Tucker: Okay, Tex, perfect, now listen.

Tex: What the hell? Why do you guys keep giving away my position?

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