Why were we here

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Fade in to the Reds hunting down Caboose in their jeep. Caboose and Shawn is hiding behind a tree.

Simmons: Hey Caboooose.

Grif: Caboooose.

Simmons: Come out so I can shoot you ya you idiot!

Thea: Guys we are not killing them!

Grif: Where did Caboose and Shawn go?

Sarge: I don't see him. Caboose!

Behind them was the blues they were looking for them behind a tree.

Simmons: Come out Caboose, all we wanna do is shoot you!

Thea: We won't!

Shawn: Don't listen to them Caboose.

Caboose: It's a trick!

The Warthog's radio starts picking up the Blues

Tex:(over radio) This is Freelancer Tex broadcasting on an open channel.

Church: (over radio) This is Private Church broadcasting on an open channel.

Thea: Huh?

Grif: Why are the Blues on the radio?

Simmons: Who knows? (radio turns on) Hey Blues, shut the hell up! Get off our radios and quit running our batteries down!

Thea: Why are they even on the radio?

O'Malley shoots in to Simmons' open radio frequency

O'Malley: Do it now, or I will kill every last one of you! And then everyone else here as well! Just to prove a point! Mahahahahahahaha!

Thea: I know that laugh!

Grif: Whoa Simmons, hey. Don't you think that was a little over the top?

O'Malley: Suck it you fool!

Sarge: And what's wrong with your voice?

Thea: Oh no!

O'Malley: Nothing! Why does something have to be wrong with my voice? Maybe something's wrong with your voice! Ever think about that, Bastard?!

Grif: Um, you do know that's Sarge you're talking to, right?

Thea: I'll be at your funeral Simmons.

Simmons: I mean bastard, sir!

O'Malley: Muahaha, hahaha.

Cut to the Blues, and Tex executing the last Wyoming

Church: This is Private Church broadcasting on an open channel.

Tex: What are you doing?

Church: I'm making you harder to find. Tucker! Turn on your radio!

Tucker: Scruhew that! If O'Malley gets me he'll get the sword.

Church: Attention all Blues! Turn on your radio and start broadcasting right now!

Caboose: (over radio) Okay, I'm on the radio too now! This is fun! What do you want to talk about?

Shawn: (Over the Radio) Okay but why?

Church: Well, he can't find you now, Tex.

Tex: Don't get involved Church. Omega wants me, he can have me.

Church: Why, so you can kidnap Tucker's kid? And enslave an entire race?

Tucker: Yeah what's up with that, bitch?

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