A/N: this chapter is kinda short but it's worth it.
My Eddie weddie woo woo plumper oli did you just call me weak uwu Baka sussy physical was driving me to meet my hottie hunter and segggzzyyyy Eldon and saggy tit liz for sex in the lake. #yeastinfection
This is how a conversation went...
Me: "can you drive me to my foursome in the lake uwu"
Eddie weddie: "sure you simp"
Me: "Ed stawwwpppppppp IM NOT A SIMP"
**you punch his massive cock**
**ed goes hits your ginormous titties**
**you flinch your tiny 3foot 2 0.5kh omega body**
Baka: "why'd ya flinch, they hit you don't they"
Me: "they hit me with toys"
Ginger: "W-W-W-W-W-W-what"
Me: "they hit me with toys and it turns me on"
**silence in the car**
Me: "Kawaii"
Ed: "damn your fruity"
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A/N currently brainstorming the next cabinet so bear with xoxo
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y/n X Ed Sheeran- sold to Ed sheeran
Horrory/ns life is horrible. Your 3 foot 2 self can't take it anymore. Until... Ed sheeran comes and takes you into his mafia!!! *gasps in wattpad* will you fall in love with him? Will he accept your wolf side?
