y/ns life is horrible. Your 3 foot 2 self can't take it anymore. Until... Ed sheeran comes and takes you into his mafia!!! *gasps in wattpad* will you fall in love with him? Will he accept your wolf side?
A/N: the whole twilight movie is there for you cuties, also this chapter is 420 words long.
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Y/n bootycakes batty Belisha Belinda Belgium butterzz batty the 5th y/ln, do you take tracksuit Robert Pattison to be your awfully wedded husband. This was it, this was my wedding. I could feel the blood pulsing through my veins and my forehead moist with sweat.
It was a small ceremony with only the whole cast of twilight. I didn't invite any of my friends or relatives, you see my dad died before I was even conceived and my mum hated me, my: aunt, uncle, grandma, grandpa, cousin, other cousin, cousins friends, second cousin, step-uncle and my grandchild, brother, step brother, sister ALL died in a fateful car accident before I was born. It still brings tears to my eyes.
However there was one problem, I haven't told my queen liz tits, hottie hunter, elegant Eldon, and my eddie boo pear pops yet... I don't know how they would reacts!!!!
"Y/n?" I heard a rash voice which sounded like a bear which smoked, silly me that was rob! "Y-y-y-y-y-y-yes?" I gazed into his fat velumptious venomn orbs, how could I not marry that man! "Robert Pattison do you take y/n bootycakes batty Belisha Belinda Belgium butterzz batty the 5th y/ln do be your awfully wedded wife" "I do." "You may snog the bride" rob snogged me with great passion, his lips tasted like cotton candy vape. Yummy. He growled then I growled and then rob said y/n I have something to give you. "What is it hottie wotty sugarplums tits?" I questioned with my petit omega 3 foot 2 body. He pulled at a gift from his arsehole, aroused, and gave it to me. I opened it up with great passion and there I found the worst gift of all time.
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"YOU GOT ME FEMFRESH?"
Tears were spilling out my large round beatification sea Tom Holland orbs. "YOU THINK MY FANNY IS FISHY?" I couldn't not believe him, my fanny wasn't fishy, that was...queen lizs. "Wait....are you saying queen liz?" "Yeah she's like bare peng." I couldn't belive his bluntness, how could he, on are wedding day, a threw the femfresh at him knocking he out, my tiny body trembled and my king Lucius logician locks tumbled down my shoulders. "Don't worry y/n, I'm here to help" I whipped round and saw Jacob black. My favourite furry!
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A/N: NEW STORY
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