An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts.
Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.
Disclaimer: THIS IS SATIRE. I DON'T ACTUALLY WRITE THIS SHITTY LMAO
The sudden ringing of my alarm went off, waking me up. I blinked my blue orbs and looked down at my iPhone X pro 11 mega plus to check the time.
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I put my glasses on when I got a text and clicked on the notification.
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I groaned as I rolled out of my comfy bed and headed towards the bathroom. "My parents are always neglecting me. I'm so misunderstood." I sighed while looking at myself in the mirror. I glanced at my reflection and became repulsive. "No wonder I don't have a boyfriend."
The boys at my school only like girls with blue eyes, long blonde hair, who are short, I thought to myself as I put my long blonde hair into a messy bun and stood on my tip toes to see my blue orbs.
"I'll never be accepted." I sighed, and went to get changed. I didn't care about how I dressed. I'm not superficial like most girls. I put on a casual outfit and walked downstairs to grab my lunch.
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I walked downstairs to see a brown paper bag with Turkey and cheese thrown in it. There was a note on the table that read : sorry honey, we used the last two slices of bread to feed the ducks outside. Here's some lunch money. I looked at the dollar bill laying on the counter and put it in my pocket.
