An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts.
Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.
I looked at Jimin and then at Jungkook who were just death staring each other. I can't believe they're fighting over me. Is it because my human blood is so special? Does it taste like ketchup?
"What are you doing here." Jungkook got into a fighting stance as he glared at Jimin.
"The real question is, what are you doing here?" Jimin shouted back.
"GUYS STOP. THIS ISN'T LIKE YOU." I stepped in between them. "FROM NOW ON I'M SWISS CHEESE."
Jimin:
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"What are you doing out here with him!" Jimin angrily said. "He's too dangerous!"
"W-What are you talking about??" I panicked and blinked my innocent human orbs. "It's not like he's a vampire or anything! That would be so silly!"
Jungkook looked over at me and I knew if Jimin wasn't standing there, he'd probably throw another branch at me.
"Just get out of here. You don't belong." Jungkook hissed, knowing that Jimin knew what he knew what Jimin knew that he knew what Jungkook knows about what Jimin knows about Jungkook.
"Fine." Jimin huffed. "I warned you Y/N. If you keep hanging around him, there's gonna be lots of trouble." He said, before walking off into the woods.
"What's his problem?" I asked Jungkook.
"Nothing." He muttered. "Let me just take you home so I can finally get rid of my migraine."
"O-O-O-Okay." I blushed as my nose smirked.
Within a two seconds, I was already on my front door step. I got off of Jungkook's back and we just stared at each other for a couple seconds. I slowly leaned in and sniffed his hair.
"Smells like vanilla." I closed my orbs.
I opened my orbs to see Jungkook gone. I started crying on the door step. Suddenly, the front door was opened and I was greeted by someone.
*Alexa, play house of cards*
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