❤Day #131: M y & C h e m i c a l & R o m a n c e puns
❧My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
❦I really would put my wife on a pedestal if she wasn't so afraid of heights.
❧I was too busy drinking to notice that all mycigarettes had gone ashtray.
❦Dreams of gold lead the gang to boron the safe at thechemical plant but when the copper arrived they felt out of their element and now they argon.
❧The nervous drycleaner was a chemical agent who always folded under pressure.
❦A scientist doing a large experiment with liquidchemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution.
❧When I was young, I wanted to study archaeology,
❦but my dad thought it was nothing more than a lot of skullduggery ...
❧I think my toothbrush has been stolen by a demon.
❦Hells teeth!
❧My calculator is broken.
❦It was divided in half.
❧I drove around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway onmy John Deere.
❦I was on a track tour.
❧I searched for designer compression stockings.
❦My wife says it is because I'm so vein.
❧I planned to find my watch today,
❦but I didn't have the time.
❧My friend has orchestra as her elective.
❦She likes that it's her last class so she can end the day on a good note!
❧My son's spelling test consisted of synonyms of the word incorrect.
❦He was able to write every wrong.
❧I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the kitchen.
❦It's now in the sync.
❧I had an account with a bank in the North Pole,
❦but they froze all my assets.
❧On my chicken farm,
❦I own the birds scratching around on the ground in the barn,
❧but I am paying off the ones sitting on the roosts -
❦they are on higher perches.
❧I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir.
❦Now it's catatonic.
❧Romance isn't a science -
❦it's a heart.
❧Old romance novelists never die,
❦they just run out of steam.
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