♨Day #70: B a k e r s & C o o k s puns [I do not apologize for the hunger it may cause you]
❋ The dessert chef was very smart.
☢He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
❋Where do Cockney bakers live?
☢The Yeast End.
❋The elderly chef retired because his sage was showing.
☢punkinhead
❋My job as head chef at a top rated restaurant is in jeopardy
☢because my latest culinary creation was called a recipe for disaster.
❋I thought I only had enough flour to bake one loaf,
☢but after I added yeast I had eleven breads.
❋What do you call it when a bad-tempered old baker goes bankrupt?
☢A curmudgeonly crumble.
❋Working in the bakery left her with a loathe of bread.
❋The chef slipped and broke his prime rib.
❋A high-class Lakota cook is a Sioux chef.
❋The local baker was paying his staff based on a flourly rate.
❋The father who worked as a baker was a real breadwinner.
❋The compensation received by the Italian chef was a pretty penne.
❋He made good fruitcake but he was one slice short of a loaf.
❋A baker always put too much flour in his bread because he was a gluten for punishment.
❋Two cooks had a contest and the heat was on.
❋When it comes to making desserts you really take the cake.
❋Two cooks disagreed but decided to hash it over.
❋There are a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast.
❋The angry chef felt sheepish after he had lambasted the mutton.
❋The baker had ten children and there was always a bun in the oven.
❋Cooks who use too many spices could be in-salted.
❋The hotel chef was noted for his tomfoolery and his capers.
❋The chef who tried to bribe a judge with polenta was held in corntempt.
❋The busy fish chef had a lox on his plate.
❋When cooks are in the soup they don't like to eat humble pie.
❋Chefs learn their trait in the Cook Islands.
[fun fact: my crush and I had eye sex today,
my midterms are this week [kill me please]
and my hair reaches the middle of my gluteus maximus [keep in mind that I'm like 5"3 or 5"3½]]
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