☢Day #133: F a l l & O u t & B o y puns
☥The fruit farmer was plum happy he pruned his orchard last fall.
✰It was really crowded at the diet doctor's office but then it thinned out.
☥The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out!
✰When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair it was a hard pill to swallow.
☥A doctor who became a bartender was always giving out shots!
✰The boy who got electrocuted was unable to give a statement because he was still shocked at the incident.
☥Our Boy Scouts' knot-tying class went off without a hitch.
✰The boy's guitar teacher helped him pick up his skills.
☥We're expecting fallout from the recent layoffs at the nuclear plant.
✰I got a job with a company that manufactures trampolines.
☥Now I'll have something to fall back on.
✰My new girlfriend and I are moving together into a tree house,
☥I hope we won't fall out.
✰I know a pun about Beethoven,
☥but I won't say it because it would just fall on deaf ears.
✰Attention staff! The clothes keep falling off the mannequins in ladies' wear.
☥Would someone please redress the problem?
✰He choked on his all-day sucker and would havefallen off the carousel,
☥but the security guard caught him lollygagging around.
✰Sky divers don't jump,
☥they just fall away.
✰We are out of light bulbs.
☥Our home faces a dim-out-look.
✰I take pictures of trees and plants while the sun is out.
☥It really emphasizes photosynthesis.
✰November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey,
☥we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
✰When I opened the first snow-pea pod, one fell outand rolled under the fridge.
☥One might say it was an escapea.
✰I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir.
☥Now it's catatonic.
✰Motel operators never die,
☥they just check out.
✰This year I made my Christmas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches.
☥I really like a wreath of Franklin.
✰Of all sports humor, football is my favorite.
☥I get a kick out of the punts.
✰The retired general would not help his grandson color Easter eggs,
☥but he did give the boy some cottage cheese.
✰While practicing the drums in the bassment,
☥the boy fell,
✰hit his head,
☥and got a percussion.
✰My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine.
☥We met by accident.
✰While having a hard time water-skiing, the boy commented,
☥'This is such a drag.'
✰Why didn't the little boy ask the flight attendant for a snack?
☥He didn't have the nuts.
✰When traveling in the Bermuda Triangle look danger square in the eye,
☥avoid falling into the dreaded Trapezoid and that graveyard of the sea,
✰the Wrecktangle.
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