✿Day #79: C o n t i n e n t a l puns --some you may have seen before
♛The European snow storm was so bad it caused acontinental drift.
♛ When I go to West Africa I'm Ghana make sure Togo to Mali and then I can say I've Benin Timbuktu.
♛Eastern European gymnast electrocuted in Pole Volt.
♛African safari rangers sometimes have to meet dead-lions like the rest of us.
♛Thieves kidnapped the prized Asian ape because they believed in gibbon take.
♛The fireplaces of oriental doctors have an Asian flue.
♛Things made in Australia are high koala-ty.
♛The European snow storm was so bad it caused a continental drift.
♛I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary.
☤After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey.
☤When I was Finnished I told the waiter
☤'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
♛My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America,
☤just to see how long it Texas.
♛Cheddar is as Gouda cheese as any American could wish for,
☤and while we Edam all that is something one could never Provolone.
♛Today is a kick back and do nothing day.
☤I'm auditioning for American Idle.
♛In times like these the value of Chinese currency should make Americans pay attention.
☤Instead, too many of us just yuan.
♛The beauty queen is unhappy about her upcoming foreign tour.
☤She will miss America.
♛We are all speaking American.
☤Is this a country diction in terms?
♛I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant,
☤but I didn't have reservations.
♛If you said you were from South America,
☤I would not Bolivia.
♛When Australian sheep get lost,
☤they bleat around the bush.
♛Local Area Network in Australia:
☤the LAN down under.
[these puns were terrible, and not like the pun kind of bad, but the bad kind of bad]
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