✿Day #69: S o c c e r puns [some of these may have been on "sports puns" but oh well
✼ What lights up a soccer stadium?
☸ A soccer match.
✼ What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
A. PenalTea!
Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
☸ A fence
Q. What do you get if you cross a soccer player and a mythical puppet?
☸ A centaur forward.
✼ How did the field get all wet?
☸ The players dribbled all over it.
✼ What’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?
☸ New Jersey.
✼ Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
☸ Because she ran away from the ball!
✼ Why do soccer players do so well in math?
☸ They know how to use their heads.
✼ How do athletes stay cool during a game?
☸ They stand near the fans!
✼ What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
☸ Your breath!
✼ Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
☸ The one with the biggest feet.
✼ Why should you not play sports in the jungle?
☸ There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
☸ So she could tie the score
✼ Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
☸ She was tired of being kicked around.
[I HONESTLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THESE PAST DAYS HAVE ALL BEEN SPORTS PUNS D:]
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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