⌛Day #84: P r e s i d e n t puns --I was going to wait until president's day to do this, but can't we just pretend today's President's day? --
♢Debrah Dalgleish, a Candadian, posted this:
Granted, it's my first Presidents' Day, but I expected to Fillmore excited. Not to take a Polk at the locals, but Arthurmore activities in Cleveland? The events here were Bush league, and a bit Taft. If I can a Ford to come next year is there a place where Adams-el might Carter luggage, to find some fun?
♧John Walkenbach - Please don't let Paul M see this post. He'll be Lincoln to lots of different sites.
♧John Walkenbach - I gotta run. It's my turn for the laundry. I must get the Washington.
♤Paul M - Ford a love of Christ, J-Walk! Would you cut it out?!
♧John Walkenbach - Presidential puns are difficult. I've got a buddy, Jeff, who is good at it. I'll ask Jefferson good ones.
♧John Walkenbach - It a Pierce that Deb took all the good ones.
♧John Walkenbach - Yep, this thread is Taylor-made for Jeff.
♧John Walkenbach - I always dreamed of having a male offspring who was good at puns. Yep. John's son would be kind of Coolidge at this.
♢Debra Dalgleish - You can come up with some new ones. Yes, Buchanan you'll Tyler record for bad puns.
♧John Walkenbach - Not only must I do the laundry, but Pamn just gave me the Hoover, and said it's my turn to vacuum. I said, "Nix on that."
♡Chris Johnson - Are you taking it for Granted, I'm going to join?
♡Chris Johnson - Well, forget it. I'm busy eating quince, see?
♡Chris Johnson - Now that you got me out of the Bush, deal with it.
♧John Walkenbach - Wilson one stop this before it gets out of hand?
♡Chris Johnson - Oh dammit, my computer Barrack. It got too hot. I need to get my Calvin Coolidge repaired.
♧John Walkenbach - What's worse? Shooting a Reagan at aliens, or... Oh, bomb a country that doesn't really harm us?
♡Chris Johnson - Buren down the White House
♢Debra Dalgleish - This is easier for a Truman from the USA. You have the presidents' names Van Burened into your brains. Eisenenhower we Canadians supposed to keep up with that?
♧John Walkenbach - No need to resort to obscure puns. Just be true, man!
♡Chris Johnson - This is getting Harding and harder.
♡Chris Johnson - John go you park your vehicle in the garage, or the Garfield?
♢Debra Dalgleish - Kennedy list celebrity add to this thread, or are they up to the Roos? Evelt they might not be.
♧John Walkenbach - I've just been informed that my buddy Jeff is not available. But he has a backup. Tonight, Harry's on call for pun duty.
♧John Walkenbach - Ike carumba! Sorry, but I must get it Dwight. He's been having fits. Gerald is on call, not Harry.
[BTW, YOU GUYS SHOULD COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE PUNS, it does not in fact have to be out of today's puns, p.s. if you don't actually happen to understand, I can assure you that 99.7% of the names are of US presidents]
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