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heeseung: k and shion's friendship is so wholesome
y/n, chuckling sarcastically: they could literally be making out right in front of you and you'd still call it friendship.
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sunghoon: jake looks like layla.
heeseung: and y/n looks like fuffa.
y/n: now how the fuck do i look like fuffa?
heeseung: i have no idea
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jake: why did ni-ki just run out crying?
y/n: i explained how a tampon works.
jake: what's a tampon?
y/n, smirking: im glad you asked.
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interviewer: what's something you sacrificed before you debuted with enhypen?
y/n: my sanity.
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jungwon: being an enhypen member is like a try not to laugh challenge.
y/n: nah, more like a try not to lose your shit and commit arson challenge.
jungwon: ....
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ni-ki: y/n, come over to my house
y/n: i don't want to
ni-ki: my parents aren't home
y/n: my parents aren't home neither, you're not special
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(enha on a road trip)
heeseung: i feel like we're forgetting something
sunoo: it's because of your old age.
heeseung: if i wasn't the one driving right now, i would've slapped you in the throat
y/n: fuck, we forgot ni-ki at the parking lot
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kidnapper (holding sunoo hostage): give us $10,000 and we'll give him back!
sunoo, offended: you think im only worth $10,000?
kidnapper: what?
sunoo: give me that *takes the phone*
sunoo: make it 1 billion!
sunghoon, on the other line: SUNOO SHUT THE FUCK UP
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(enha in hunger games)
sunoo: *people's favorite but dies because president snow doesn't like him*
sunghoon: *dies bc he went too close to the border*
jake: *dies immediately from the start*
heeseung: *dies from dehydration*
ni-ki: *dies from poisonous berries*
jungwon: *was the one who gave ni-ki the berries*
y/n: *wins by default*
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sunghoon: i just ended a four-year relationship
jay: oh damn that sucks, im sorry
sunghoon: it's okay, it wasn't my relationship
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y/n: right now, i don't know if i want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.
sunoo: can i pick?
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jay: life sucks
y/n: do you know what else sucks?
jay: what?
y/n: vacuums
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𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐂𝐄𝐓 | i-land/enhypen
Fanfiction❝ smells sour like funky. ❞ ❪ ⵌ 𝐄𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐍 ❫ ──── when bang si-hyuk decides to let three female trainees compete in the i-land as beta test for a future female survival show and if they win, they'll get to debut. ─── better read in dark mode. ──...
