Au where Blitz and Hearth meet through a chat app. Also I'm gonna have them be regular humans because why not. Also I'm making Hearth and Blitz closer in age to Magnus Alex and Sam again because why not. Oh and this oneshot also has some swearing in it but most other still wont. Enjoy.
Direct Message: 6:23 P.M.
Blitzennotthereindeer: Hello
Rune_Lord: Hi?
Blitzennotthereindeer: Whats with the '?'
Rune_Lord: Idk I guess I didn't expect anyone to actually dm me
Blitzennotthereindeer: Well I did
Rune_Lord: I can see that
Blitzennotthereindeer: Whats your name?
Rune_Lord: Hearth
Blitzennotthereindeer: I'm Blitz
Rune_Lord: Hello Blitz
Blitzennotthereindeer: Hello Hearth
Rune_Lord: Crap my parents are home I have to go
Blitzennotthereindeer: Oh ok bye
Rune_Lord: Bye
[Blitzennotthereindeer and Rune_Lord logged off]
Direct Message: 9:04 A.M.
Blitzennotthereindeer: Hi again
Rune_Lord: Oh hi
Blitzennotthereindeer: You seem surprised
Rune_Lord: People usually leave by now, except for these three dumbasses I'm kind of stuck with
Blitzennotthereindeer: Put me in a gc with these dumbasses? I wanna meet them.
Rune_Lord: Okay ig
Empty cups: 9:11 A.M.
[Rune_Lord added Blitzennotthereindeer to the group chat]
Blitzennotthereindeer: Hi
_FruityEdge_: Hello?
Liongirl🦁: Hi
💚💗💚💗💚💗💚: Who tf are you
_FruityEdge_: Be nice Alex
Blitzennotthereindeer: I'm Hearth's friend
💚💗💚💗💚💗💚: oUR LITTLE HEARTH-Y IS MAKING FRIENDS AFSHJDGS
Rune_Lord: I called you guys dumbasses so he wanted to meet you.
Liongirl🦁: Well thats friendly
💚💗💚💗💚💗💚: How do we know this guys good for our rune lord? What if hes a 60 y/o man or a 12 y/o girl simping for the bad boy
Blitzennotthereindeer: I'm not a 60 year old man or a 12 year old girl I'm 19
💚💗💚💗💚💗💚: ORRR your just saying that. Suspicious.
Blitzennotthereindeer: its not suspicious???
💚💗💚💗💚💗💚: Prove it
Blitzennotthereindeer: okay I will