5sos preferences {closed (for a while)}

calum imagine {not requested}

You were out with your boyfriend Calum and you both decided to go to a club. Within 20 minutes of being there, your boyfriend was drunk and grinding on other girls while you sat there laughing your ass off of how hilarious he was. All of a sudden, you heard a scary voice whisper in your ear. "Hey SweetCheeks, you want to get out of here?" "No. Not with you pervert. I have a boyfriend." "Well I don't see him around." "Your about to see his fist!" Calum said. The man turned around and laughed. "Your dating this loser?" He asked you. "Yes. I am dating this loser." You said as you stood up and grabbed Calum's hand. "A hottie like you deserves a real man like me." The creep said. "No real men don't talk to ladies like that." Calum said. "Let's go babe." You said pulling him out of the club. "Do I really look like a loser?" "Yah but your my loser." You said.