Fruit Salad

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Fruit Salad

Gideon: Regulus, now that you are in the Fruit Salad Cult, it's law that you have to sing our anthem "Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy" every Friday at 6pm

Fabian: YES !!!!

Reggie: I never rlly had a choice to join and no I will not be singing 

Sirius: just type it then

Reggie: no

James: but reggieee, we shared a special hug last night, doesn't that mean something to you

Reggie: i was very tempted to kick you in the balls but ok 

Mary: PLS REGULUS 

Marlene: I don't really have anything to bribe you with, but if you do it, it feels very nice and like acceptance

Reggie: no.

Marlene: okay fine, can you get me Dorcas' number from Barty?

Reggie: wtf??

Marlene: I'll pay you to type our anthem and give me Dorcas' number

Reggie: how much

Marlene: 40 pound

Reggie: deal, I'll send you my paypal and Dorcas' number

Marlene: YAY YOURE NOW MY FAVOURITE BLACK SISTER

Sirius: how'd you know I was sister today

Marlene: you post your pronouns on twitter everyday???

Sirius: kinda rude how ur picking favourites 

Marlene: did someone say something? It sounded like a bitch was speaking there

Gideon: WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES!!

Kingsley: Regulus, you can sing/type after Fabian, so it goes Sirius, Marlene, James, Lily, Mary, Fabian, you, me, Gideon

Fabian: bestie 😍😍😍😍

Gideon: START

Sirius: Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy

Marlene: Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy 

James: Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy

Lily: Yummy Yummy

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