Longbottom Baby

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Remus: Yk how I always set boundaries in dating someone

Emmeline: ofc

Remus: im trying my hardest to stick to my own boundaries, they stayed last night bc we didn't realise the time and they woke me up with waffles 

Benjy: you're so lucky

Benjy: I get woken up by my next door neighbours having sex

Barty: you all make me laugh, I get woken up by Regulus pushing me out of bed bc my 'invitation' has expired

Dorcas: LMAOAOAOAOA SHES SO COOL ISTG

Emmeline: she's a bit rude sometimes

Dorcas: shut up

Remus: do you just live at her house now?

Barty: basically, yeah

Emmeline: how did your date go, Remus?

Remus: It was lovely!

Benjy: we're glad. *throws phone off wall*

Remus: you annoy me, let me be happy 

Benjy: I am letting you be happy, I'm just also very fucking mad that you landed that human 

Frank: I couldn't breathe last night lol

Alice: it's not funny

Frank: it is when I had a panic attack over adulthood

Frank: it's really embarrassing tbh

Frank: im in the hospital 

Alice: and I'm pregnant

Dorcas: :0

Remus: WHAT

Benjy: OMG BABY LONGBOTTOM

Frank: thats why I couldn't breathe, Alice thought my body was going into cardiac arrest but really I was just having a panic attack

Emmeline: THATS AMAZING

Barty: thats a bad timing, Em

Barty: CONGRATS!

Alice: THANK YOUUU

Remus: Sirius says congratulations, sorry they were looking over my shoulder

Frank: AHHHH I CANT WAIT

Alice: :)

Dorcas: ooo me and Marlene are dating now

Barty: cool

Barty: I took a really nice photo of regulus once, i can't remember when but shes literally gorgeous wtf

Barty: 

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