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James: someone just nearly ran me over

Lily: you walked on the road 

James: kinda offensive that people were driving where I was walking

Mary: damn

Regulus: I've pushed someone on the road once

Sirius: oh…

Regulus: THEY BET ME THAT I WOULDNT PUSH THEM ON THE ROAD FOR FORTY POUND

Remus: did they die

Regulus: no

Sirius: ANDY AND TED ARE GETTING MARRIED IN A COUPLE OFF MONTHS, ITS OFFICIAL!!!!

Regulus: only took them one child and 8 years

Sirius: SHUSH

Lily: if I'm not invited I will throw a fit

Sirius: im helping plan it so ofc you'll be invited

Kingsley: I can't be bothered to get my ass out of bed today, I have to get dinner with my sister and she's such a bitch, like she can fuck off but my mam will actually come to my house and make sure I'm not alive after

Benjy: seems like a you problem

Kingsley: have you ever considered shutting the fuck up

Remus: no, they never have

Dorcas: neither have you

Remus: I know I'm not hearing the butch who never stops talking talk rn.

Barty: Dorky, don't you have a date to be getting ready for

Dorcas: im ready 

Marlene: you have like, two hours???? I'm still in bed

Marlene: AND MY ARMS CRAMPING UP, HELP EVERYTHIBG HURTS

Peter: suffer

Marlene: b-but P-Pete I thought we had something s-special

Peter: no 🙄

Marlene: b-but I l-love y-y-y-y-yo-yo-yo-you

Peter: and I don't love you 😁

An hour later…

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