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Siriue: why haven't we talked in two days

Dorcas: I've been crying at my mum announcing that she was engaged to bartys dad

Barty: my dad disowned me

Dorcas: WHAT HELP

Barty: he found out I was dating regulus and he had to draw a line

Nova: LMFAO THATS EMBARRASSING 

Barty: you were literally disowned too

Nova: not really, I was taken away by social workers

Sirius: DRJRJRUFJFJ

Sirius: social workers let them abuse us since we were born but they take action when someone's hanging on by a string of life

Nova: thats me

Remus: wait fr 

Emmeline: that was dry

Emmeline: "wait fr" no they're joking Remus.

Remus: SHUT UP ISTG

James: HI MY LOVES

James: I HOPE YOU DRANK WATER TODAY

James: IF NOT GO DRINK WATER

James: ALSO EAT AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF

James: TAKE A BREATHER IF YOU NEED TO

James: GIVE YOURSELF BREAKS 

James: DONT OVERWORK YOURSELF 

James: AND REMEMBER YOU ARE LOVED

James: IF NOT BY YOUR FAMILY, BY ME

James: LOVE YOUSSS <3333

Lily: what

Lily: you're way too happy today go back to bed

James: OKAY MY LILYFLOWER I LOVE YOU

Lily: I love you too

Mary: m

Mary: did me and em tell you that's we're dating

Emmeline: no we didn't

Marlene: happy for you ig

Alice: LMFAO WHY IS IT SO DRY

Frank: dry humping

Peter: do you know pet play kink

Peter: and a person actually pretends to be a dog or wtv 24/7

Peter: what if their partner wakes up with them humping them

Remus: Peter what

Remus: when was the last time you slept

Peter: I can't remember 

Sirius: PLS WHAT

Mary: istg this is the Marauders doing

Mary: in first year Peter was a darling and then James and Sirius came along

Remus: mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

Dorcas: shut your ass up

Remus: no

Remus: I keep getting homophobic complaints

Remus: and its happened before and the police had to come in and check the shop

Remus: like what

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