Sirius Can't Be A Big Persom

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Engagement except Sirius can't be a big person and do it on their own

Sirius: im going to cry 

James: did Remus break up with you

Sirius: no? What, ofc not

Sirius: but I accidentally left the ring out on the counter and I had to jump on the counter when they walked into the kitchen.

Lily: thats embarrassing

Dorcas: AHHHH I CANT WAIT

Nova: can you just hurry up I cannot wait until this marriage stuff gets over with

Nova: I cannot handle another "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife" 

Nova: im so close to standing up and saying "I object" when the person says any objections

Barty: omg you take remus and I take sirius

Nova: you're so smart

Sirius: I have to object, as much as I love you Barty, I love Remus more

Sirius: plus Remus is gay, sorry Nova

Nova: oh yeah

Nova: barty you can take both of em

Dorcas: do it tmw

Dorcas: OOOO

Dorcas: TAKE IT TO WALES FOR A WEEK

Dorcas: HE'LL BE SO HAPPY

Dorcas: HE LOVED WALES AND HE NEVER GOT TO GO BACK SINCE HE MOVED

Dorcas: although they'd probably propose to you when you suggest it

Sirius: thanks Dorky, going to book train tickets now and rent a cottage 

James: so romantic

Lily: James you cannot say anything

Lily: you took me on a date to McDonald's once

James: yeah and what abt it

James: I let you share my banana milkshake with me

James: respect me tf I gave birth to your child

James: I got stitches up the arse for our child

Lily: omfg

Peter: thats actually sweet Sirius I didn't know you had the capability

Sirius: me neither

Emmeline: 😍

Mary: im helping Hope, Minnie, Enfield and Poppy plan the wedding

"Moony! Moony, oh, Moony, where are you?" Sirius sang in a loud voice from the sitting room. He used the sing-song voice as a joke to find where Remus was in the house and normally he used pet names like "Moonpie" or "Wolfboy". He heard a bang and then a rolling sound. He raised an eyebrow and stood up. He then heard a bark.

"One second! Achilles has rolled himself in the rug and is now a dog burrito!" Remus yelled. Sirius rolled his eyes and walked up the stairs. Another thing he'd be excited about when going to Wales. He'd have Remus to himself. He felt like Achilles, Patroclus and Chili were his other boyfriends he had to share Remus with. And he didn't really appreciate it. 

"Just wanted to talk to you about something." Sirius said as he peered into their room. The rug was in a heap in the corner while Remus nodded, standing up with Achilles in his arms. Patrolcus barking at his feet. Sirius was holding his laptop with the pictures of the cottage on. He sat down on the edge of his bed and patted the bed at the side of him.

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