Avengers Texting Oneshots

New Communication

Y/N started a new chat room: SUP BITCHES

Y/N added Bruce, Tony, Natasha, Steve, Bucky, Thor, Loki, Clint, Wanda, Pietro, Peter, T'Challa, Scott, Sam, Vision.

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Loki- what is this

Y/N- a chat room

Steve- new form of communication?

Tony- its exclusively made for the avengers

Y/N- that is correct tin man

Natasha- so it just downloaded to all of us?

Y/N- and you can't get rid of it unless Tony or I shut it down

Bruce- y/n thinks it'll bring us closer together as a team

Thor- I AGREE WITH LADY Y/N

Natasha- caps lock, Thor

Thor- sorry lady Natasha

Y/N- it's okay Thor (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

Thor- (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

Loki- interesting

Loki left the chat

Clint- why the fuck is my phone blowing up with notifications

Steve- language Clint

Steve- theres children

Tony- its not the worst word that's been said around y/n and Peter.

Y/N- yep ^

Peter- yep ^

Bucky- who the fuck took my arm

T'Challa- stfu

Steve- stfu?

Y/N- it means shut the fuck up

Bucky- RUDE

T'Challa- stfu

Sam- I just saw Speedy Gonzalez go in his room with an arm

Bucky- MY ARM

Thor- this is not fair

Y/N- its ok Thor, they're idiots

Clint- rude

Wanda- nice chat, trying to sleep though

Wanda left the chat

Pietro- i have nobody's arm but my own

Y/N- whats under the blanket, piet

Pietro- .....

Pietro- drugs

Scott- I'm trying to watch TV and you all won't stfu

Y/N- its ok to say 'y'all' Scotty

Scott- no its not

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Y/N- SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME

Peter- DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY

Y/N- SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S IN CHURCH

Peter- BUT SHE DOESNT GO

Y/N- SHE'S STILL ON HER KNEES

Peter- AND SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

Natasha- Lustra?

Y/N- .....

Peter- maybe

Y/N- yes....

Natasha- I raised you both well

Everyone except Steve left the chat

Steve- I give up

Steve- they left me

Steve- the disrespect

Steve- now I'm talking to myself. Great.

Steve left the chat