Avengers Texting Oneshots

Chaos

Y/N & Peter Private chat - Chaos ✨
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Peter- THINGS YOU CAN SAY IN THE BEDROOM AND AT THE DINNER TABLE

Y/N- Sorry I'm actually allergic to nuts

Peter- 😂😂😂

Peter- i wasn't expecting it to get that spicy, so someone's gonn have a sore butt tomorrow

Y/N- 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh that's not how my mum does it

Y/N- THINGS YOU CAN SAY IN THE HOSPITAL BUT ALSO IN THE BEDROOM

Peter- okay y/n, you're about to feel a little prick

Y/N- PETE- 😂😭

Y/N- I'd like to let you know ma'am, this will be invasive 😂

Peter- is this a free service or will there be an out of pocket expense 😂😂😂😂😂😭

Peter- whats the difference between a cheeseburger and an erection

Y/N- what?

Peter- you're not giving me a cheeseburger right now

Y/N- I- 😂😭😭😭😭😭

Y/N- THINGS YOU CAN SAY AT A FUNERAL, BUT ALSO IN THE BEDROOM

Peter- oh he's finished up in a nice box, hasn't he?

Y/N- 😂😂😂😂😭

Y/N- Fuck me dead 😂

Peter- 😂😂😂

Y/N- OH THAT ONE WORKS AS WELL 😂😂😂

Peter- THINGS YOU CAN SAY AT THE HOSPITAL BUT ALSO IN THE BEDROOM

Y/N- Can you just open up your mouth and say AAAHHH

Peter- can you just open your mouth and say ✨AAH✨

Y/N- I'm done 😂😂😂😭