Avengers Texting Oneshots

Behavior

Steve started a new chat room

Steve added y/n

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Steve- y/n.. be on your best behavior

Y/N- i can't do that

Y/N- I kinda promised somebody else I'd be on my worst.. behavior

Steve- who'd you promise, y/n

Tony entered the chat

Tony- that would be me capsicle

Steve- and suddenly it all makes sense

Steve- y/n, behave

Steve- please

Tony- don't talk to her like that

Y/N- Steve... we don't have to start a war..

Steve- huh????

Y/N  changed Steve's nickname to Steeb

Steeb- y/n change it back

Y/N- no ❤

Tony- 😂

Y/N  changed Tony's nickname to Tiny Stark

Tiny Stark- ok that ones not funny

Bucky entered the chat

Bucky- that's what you get for being short, Tiny

Y/N- ......

Y/N  changed Bucky's nickname to Bonky

Bonky- why?

Y/N- nobody can call my dad short but me, bonky ❤

Bonky- he's not your real dad though-

Steeb- can you change our names back?

Y/N- no ❤

Clint entered the chat

Clint- shit.

Clint- bye

Clint left the chat

Y/N- he escaped

Y/N- just this once.

Bonky- whats Clint's nickname?

Y/N- ....

Y/N- Clintoris....

Tiny Stark- thats a good one

Y/N- I know

Thor has entered the chat

Thor- FRIENDS! I HAVE RAN OUT OF THE POP TARTS

Steeb- capslock buddy...

Y/N changed Thor's nickname to Thunder Thighs

Thunder Thighs- WILL SOMEBODY GET MORE POP TARTS!??!?!

Y/N- Thor, sweetie

Y/N- check the pantry instead of the cabinets

Thunder Thighs- THANK YOU LADY Y/N

Thunder Thighs left the chat

Y/N left the chat

Tiny Stark left the chat

Steeb- i literally added y/n to remind her to behave at the funeral

Bonky- y/n will be fine

......

Y/N has entered the chat

Y/N- in MY DEFENSE

Y/N- nobody told me *not* to shotgun Four Lokos by the casket.

Steeb- i told you not to!

Y/N- someone who isn't 100 years old!

Y/N- Buck and Peter did it with me but you're not saying anything to them 

Y/N- your first mistake was leaving the 3 of us unsupervised, Steeb

Bonky- Loki and Nat recorded the whole thing

Y/N- clint thought it was hilarious when you choked

Bonky- i won't be the only one choking tonight

Y/N- 😃🤚

Y/N- out of pocket, sir

Steeb- i don't get it

Y/N- good. Steeb. Come get your friend.

Steeb- he's your boyfriend

Y/N- and he's YOUR best friend

Bonky- doll, open the door

Y/N- shit

Steeb- language y/n

Y/N removed Steeb

Y/N- I'll get the door

Bonky- ok doll

Bonky left the chat

Y/N- rip that 😺 ayyeee

Y/N left the chat