Avengers Texting Oneshots

Satans Waterfall Of Destruction

Sam created a new chat

Sam added Tony, Peter, Bucky, Natasha, Wanda, Pietro, Steve, and Clint

Sam- uh guys

Sam- y/n just walked by with her blanket around her, groaning.... went straight for Thor's poptarts

Peter- oh no

Tony- what kid?

Peter- this isn't good at all...

Wanda- oh... OH... no this isn't good

Steve- what's going on?

Natasha- its a girl thing

Bucky- OH

Pietro- Shit.

Sam- so you mean shes-?

Wanda- mhm..

Thor has entered the chat

Thor- MY BROTHER HAS GONE MISSING

Thor- SO HAVE MY POPTARTS

Natasha- Thor, caps sweetie

Thor- sorry

Peter- Mr. Loki is probably with y/n

Tony- yeah its her time of the month

Tony- ouch

Tony- no need to throw a book at me

Wanda- you don't say it like that

Peter- yeah. Y/n gets really sensitive then really mad... like you flipped a switch.

Pietro- its scary

Peter- ^

Tony- ^^^

Thor- ^

Sam- ^^

Bucky- so who's going to get her favorite snacks, get the heating pad, her favorite candles, and the water so she can stay hydrated?

Natasha- Tony & I are on snacks

Peter- Pietro and Thor are getting the heating pad, water, and I'm grabbing her favorite hoodie

Sam- I'll do candles-

Bucky- Steve & i will keep her company until you get back

Steve- ^

Wanda- I'm making her favorite for lunch

Y/N joined the chat

Tony cleared the chat

Y/N- whyd you clear it, Tony?

Peter- guy stuff

Pietro- yeah guy stuff

Y/N- uh-huh... thats why Wanda and nat are here? Guy stuff that concerns them?

Clint- yep

Y/N- I don't buy it. But okay..

-literally 5 minutes later-

Y/N- I just feel like you guys hate me.. I mean did I do something wrong? 🥺

Steve- No! Y/N you didn't do anything wrong, we love you ❤

Wanda- ^

Natasha- ^

Tony- ^^^^

Peter- why would you think we hate you, y/n?

Y/N- Satan's waterfall of destruction