Avengers Texting Oneshots

Club

Y/N created a new chat

Y/N added Peter and Shuri

Y/N-

Y/N- With that being sent, can one of yall send Pietro's speedy ass to come get me? He left me in MARYLAND OF ALL PLACES. Now Steve wants me home in an hour and I'm in another state..

Peter- why would he leave you in Maryland?

Y/N- We wanted to see what it was like in Ocean City. Sunsets are beautiful from there btw. Then this fucker takes me to a 20 and under club, promising to be here in an hour. I come out after an hour and its showing his location back in New York, and I'm really not looking forward to this lecture if I have to call Steve.

Shuri- He's playing Mario kart against Clint..

Y/N- well get him alone or something. Its getting cold and people are starting to look at me weirdly..

Peter- He's coming

Shuri- be ready

Shuri left the chat.

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Y/N- I'm gonna kick his speedy ass

Peter- what did he do this time?

Y/N- He dropped me on the road! He's lucky I heal fast otherwise mama Steve would've been on his ass

Steve and Pietro Joined the chat.

Steve- Y/N, what's this i heard about you being in a club?

Y/N- it was Piets idea

Pietro- it was not!

Y/N- you literally copied 2 things off my bucket list, just so we could complete 2 things in 1 day, idiot

Steve- where was the club again?

Y/N- Maryland :)

Steve- and how'd you get there?

Y/N- Pietro's speedy ass

Steve- Language!

Peter- LaNgUaGe

Steve- not now, kid.

Pietro- I did no such thing

Peter- yEs MoM

Peter and Pietro left the chat.

Y/N- on the bright side, I'm home now :)

Steve- you're still grounded

Y/N- But-

Steve- Y/N!

Y/N- fiiiiiiiinneeeeee

Y/N left the chat.

Steve- teenagers these days...

Steve left the chat.