Alyssa: Damn, the power went out. Taehyung: Don't worry, I got this. Taehyung: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Alyssa: What-? Taehyung: I swallowed a glow stick! Alyssa, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Taehyung: I actually have a black belt. Alyssa: *impressed* In what, karate? Taehyung: No, from Gucci.
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Alyssa: Taehyung came home last night absolutely wasted, got undressed, and then just stood there in my bedroom. Alyssa: So I asked him, "Are you coming to bed?" Alyssa: And he said, "No, thank you. I'm sure you are lovely, but I have a girlfriend". And then proceeded to sleep on the floor.
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Taehyung: Hey Alyssa, could you- Alyssa: I'd die for you Taehyung: Uhm, okay but could you just- Alyssa: I'd sell my soul to the devil if you needed me to Taehyung: That's great, I just need the- Alyssa: Anything. Taehyung: Please pass me the salt Alyssa, just the salt.
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